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Justin Genius
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0 posted 2004-07-22 10:02 AM


Computer Contact

One day not long ago I felt the need to go worldwide
And surf the waves of cyberspace - who knows a 'Stute web site?
So off I was to find myself a megabyte computer,
To change myself into a crazy internet polluter.

I can't recall I had such fun since camp some years ago,
It isn't very oft the Doc allows an outdoor show.
What happened next I do not know, but it was unforeseen,
'Cause unexpectedly a form appeared upon my screen.

I had no clue of what to do, so I just signed my name
And gave specifications on my genius and fame;
Described myself as huggable, good looking, quite the man,
And muscled too, not to forget the leader of a clan.

I hit the enter button thinking this would satisfy
The person who was curious to all this stuff of my.
Can you imagine how I felt next day reading my mail,
It wasn't curiosity but Dating Service Gayle!

They thanked me for my interest and said I soon would be.
"A hit for sure, no doubt about it – you just wait and see."
Computer bound I waited in suspense – well just a bit –
And felt real pleased I soon would be the latest cyber hit

To my surprise I got replies, I was a real success!
But after reading all my mail poor Justin was a mess!
Some wanted marriage, some a child and some were quite obscene
So I replied to all of them without making a scene:

"A little note from Justin Genius to set things straight,
For all those who seek marriage: I'm the wrong guy I'm afraid!
And I'm not Chip & Dale," I said, "Although they're family,
I cannot render services of nuts exclusively.

And neither am I ready to start fatherhood real soon,
As crazy as I am, that's for a different type of Loon.
So if you want what I can't be, I’m not the man you seek,
All other Miss Behavin' may reply within a week."

No need to say I hoped this Dude would find some peace and quiet
From all these ladies in distress I secretly desired.
But then I got an e-mail, speed delivery and all,
Here's what it said – I keep it hanging on my bedroom wall.

"My name is Sue – How do you do? Let's meet next week or so!
I loved your latest profile, not the usual you know.
I do not need obscenity, nor marriage or a child;
I'd like to meet new friends, if possible a little wild."

So Sue Howdoyoudo and I have set a date next week
And only time will tell if I'm a freak or just unique.
Now wish me all the luck I need, so I can carry on;
I promise I will give you folks an update later on.

Justin Genius



© Copyright 2004 Justin Genius - All Rights Reserved
Midnitesun
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1 posted 2004-07-22 10:14 AM


Grinning here, please keep us updated.
Michelle_loves_Mike
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2 posted 2004-07-22 10:29 AM


Best wishes on meeting a new friend,,,,,I met my Mikey on line,,,,,and love was found,,,,,please be careful,,,,,never know when Cupid will strike, lol

Michelle

To be held, is all I ask......

Earth Angel
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3 posted 2004-07-22 10:30 AM


My, oh my, you're quite a guy!
Sounds like Sue will be into you!

Yes, please do keep us posted!

~ and may you not be romancing a stone! lol


EA

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4 posted 2004-07-22 12:57 PM


keep us up on the progress
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5 posted 2004-07-23 01:13 PM


Yes, this is too funny Justin. I can't believe you have all those brothers and not one of them has taught you how to use a computer. I'm glad you found a nice sounding lady out of it all, and I'm looking forward to hearing about the date. You do know what to do on a date I hope? LOL.
iliana
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6 posted 2004-07-23 01:21 PM


Very entertaining poem, Justin!  Will be curious what follows.........hugs, jo
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7 posted 2004-07-23 11:32 PM


Oh-oh!  Remember "A Boy Named Sue?"  Cute Justn Genius.
Nurse Crachet
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8 posted 2004-07-24 01:40 PM


Hey Justin, I think I might know Sue Howdoyoudo. Maybe I could put in a good word or two for you. T-hee-hee
miscellanea
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9 posted 2004-07-24 04:33 PM


Cute!  Good luck to ya!  Nice to have you here.  Enjoyed your poem and the humor.
               misc'e

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10 posted 2004-07-25 10:37 AM


this is funny...

chris

Never be a carbon copy of anybody...make your own impressions.  - ANON.



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11 posted 2004-07-25 11:40 AM


The softness and sensuality of written words
can often bring to us a rush uncompared.

Good luck on the endeavor....may she be as
she portrays herself....


inot2B
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12 posted 2004-07-25 11:44 AM


Loved the poem, but can't believe they let you surf the web.
Please watch out, for this may be the,
"Boy Named Sue".

Bonnie j
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13 posted 2004-07-25 05:14 PM


This is a cute one for sure. But I'm like the others HeeHee
"A Boy Named Sue." You never know who you will meet.This person may have long blond hair, tight jeans turn around and have a long beard.
See Ya BonBon

Justin Genius
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14 posted 2004-07-28 06:12 PM


Holy Moose! I best check that email from the dating service! I'm sure it said "Dating Service Gayle" and not "Gay"!

Thanks for reading and replying folks. Now Justin has to get ready for his date tomorrow... Where's Doc's orange vest when you need it?

Brave enough to enter lunacy?
Our home away from home.
http://stute.freeservers.com
Mwahahahahaha...

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15 posted 2004-07-29 03:23 PM


LOLOLOLOL.... Somehow, the world looks just a little bit brighter when the 'stute gang finds the crayolas! *S*

Keep us updated! *S*

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