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Teen Poets Run Amok! (run for your lives, and your adulthood!)
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Teen Poets Run Amok! (run for your lives, and your adulthood!) |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Look out, the teens are coming! Run and hide to save your life! Help, they're fast approaching... Here they are now, they've arrived! LoveBug's got the handcuffs, Alwye's got the chains, They're threatening to play N'SYNC Until we blow our brains! They're making us watch Dawson's Creek And read YM magazine. I can't take it much longer I think I'm turning green! Where's Christopher and his arsenal! Sure hope he gets here fast 'Cause with Britney Spears and N'Sync in my ears Just how long will we last! Help, go easy on us! OH NO...not the BACKSTREET BOYS!!!! *covering ears in pain* EEK! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!! Elizabeth < !signature--> I'm grabbing my hat and coat I'm leaving the cat a note Quick call me a ferry boat-getting out of town! [This message has been edited by Elizabeth (edited 06-21-2000).] |
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FlyHigh Member
since 2000-06-21
Posts 84Bekkestua, Norway |
Hehehehehehe... Funny one.  Geir Jakobsen -- "Luck affects everything. Let your hook always be cast; in the stream where you least expect it there will be a fish." Ovid (BC 43-18 AD) |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Oh no! not the Backstreet Boys. Well, this will be the last time I talk to you cause I think I'm going to have to shoot myself. Sadly bye........................... |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
I know, I've been having so much fun with this *as she tries to ignore the Backstreet Boys and thinks of happier times (and better music* hehehe Elizabeth I'm grabbing my hat and coat I'm leaving the cat a note Quick call me a ferry boat-getting out of town! |
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Elizabeth
Moderator
Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Wait Ethome! Don't pull the trigger! We need you on our forces...I can't stand the Backstreet Boys, but I'm not shooting myself over them...just hang in there...maybe the CD player will go haywire... Elizabeth I'm grabbing my hat and coat I'm leaving the cat a note Quick call me a ferry boat-getting out of town! |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  This is delightful, Elizabeth! Very funny!Denise |
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SEA 
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Elizabeth~ golly gee oh golly gee Elizabeth have you tried reverse psychology? Backstreet Boys AND Dawson's Creek?! (that's enough to make ya freak) turn it around and make them think that you really like N'SYNC! LOL  -SEA |
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Alwye
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Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
STAND BACK ELIZABETH! I HAVE A HANSON CD AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!!! *adults back away in fear, quivering uncontrollably* BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ya better watch it miss, or you'll be in the padded cell with Poet deVine and JM too! (btw, awesome poem!) love always, Alwye, The Co-World Dominator *Krista Knutson* "Cherish your vision; Cherish your ideals; Cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts. If you remain true to them, your world will at last be built." ~James Allen~ "We've made houses for hatred...it's time we made a place where people's souls may be seen and made safe"...~Jewel~ |
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Novacaine For The Soul Member
since 2000-05-26
Posts 122New Orleans |
dear adults, nsync and dawsons creek? i bring a more powerful foe *grins* the angst-ridden youth of generation X and the ear-bleeding music of Korn! *laughs maniacally* sincerely, general sad tomato you're such a beautiful freak... i wish there were more just like you... |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
Well I belong to generation "**** You!" So there! ROFLMAO! And I like Korn! (cept Chutes and Ladders... that was pathetic...) Liz, behind you m'lady, you be Batgirl! (Bet you look killer in black spandex! Woo-hoo) And we'll grab WonderMarge and the rest of the group to go rescue Janet! What about Sharon you ask? Well go look in prose... thanks to the negligence of the opposing side, we were able to rescue her!!! (Alwye's going to KILL her boyfriend!) May I say again to all the would-be's: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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whiskey
since 1999-12-28
Posts 1278Australia |
How do you morph back to a teenager?I hate all their music I think it would be fun to take back some golden oldies and make them listen to them but first I must disguise my self as a teen to suprise them, then ha ha ha jump out with the rock n roll and torture them all  Great poem [This message has been edited by whiskey (edited 06-22-2000).] |
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CMGrimm Senior Member
since 2000-02-14
Posts 685USA |
lol...I like this... chris Never be a carbon copy of anybody...make your own impressions. - ANON. |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I've surfed the internet and think I've found the fountain of youth...yes! perhaps I too can be a TEEN!!!!!! Poet deViagra |
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Colin Senior Member
since 1999-06-05
Posts 596Callington, Cornwall, England |
Now Val Doonican... HE was a musician. And oh, George Formby, how he made me laugh! Not like all this fancy modern stuff! Music they call it! Music? I used to play better music on my comb! Noise it is, nothing but noise. I remember down the pit, sitting there tapping out the latest Vera Lynn hit on the spoons. Ah those were the days. None of this boom boom shake the room nonsense then I'll have you know! I'm all in a daze. I think I'd better go and lie down for a while. Music indeed! Eric. "We are the music makers and we are the makers of dreams." - Willy Wonka. |
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Elizabeth
Moderator
Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Noooo!!!! Hanson and Korn are a lethal combination! Egads! No wonder PdV and Janet are in the padded cell--they'll NEED it with those poor excuses for music playing incessantly!!!! Chris, so glad you're here. LOL, this is too funny. Thanks everyone who read this and commented--feel free to join the fun! Elizabeth aka Batgirl< !signature--> I'm grabbing my hat and coat I'm leaving the cat a note Quick call me a ferry boat-getting out of town! [This message has been edited by Elizabeth (edited 06-22-2000).] |
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