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Gene
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since 2000-01-23

Posts 935
Colorado, USA

0 posted 2000-02-09 04:52 PM

Some of you may have already seen "A Vulcan Love Poem," but I decided to include it here, because the three poems really should go together as a set.

ALIEN LOVE TRILOGY

My Lovely Borg   /   A Vulcan Love Poem   /   Klingon Tight My Love

"My Lovely Borg"

Oh, my lovely automaton woman,
How beautiful you are to me.
With your shimmering armor-plated skin,
And complexion of bronze,
Your beauty shines like sequins.

Even though, you’re quite austere,
At times, you’re so coquettish.
I’m sorry dear, I just can’t help myself,
I have a metal fetish.

You understand my every need.
You make my life so complete.
I know it seems a little odd,
But I have this thing for metal feet.

I want to loosen you up with my screwdriver,
Until you come undone.
Let me nibble on your bolts a while,
Together, we could have such fun.

I love the feel of your cold, bright steel
Against my burning flesh.
When you hold me tight,
You really hold me tight.
Sometimes you grip me like a vice,
But I still enjoy it once or twice,
Until I need a rest.
My only regret is that I can’t sink my teeth
Into your armored breasts.

For, I am just a carbon-based life form,
Yet, you still love me all the more.
I just hope I don’t awake one morn,
To find that I’m a Borg.
_____

"A Vulcan Love Poem"

If I had it within me, to show emotion,
My circulatory organ would be full of human-like feelings for you.
For, I do appreciate you.
Your mind is an incredible object to meld with.
It is most illuminating and logical.
I find your appearance extremely satisfying in a most cerebral way.
Your ears, so perfectly acute,
Your eyebrows, so uplifting,
Your hair--each strand, so logically placed,
And you spread your fingers with such accuracy and grace,
Always an exact 46.1378mm between middle and ring-finger.
I do need you in a most physical and intellectual way,
And require your partnership.
Therefore, if you will be my biological, necessary companion,
Together, we shall live long and prosper.
_____

"Klingon Tight My Love"

Klingon tight, my Love, here we go again,
Nothing like a little fight,
To spice up a romantic night.

You really know how to mix it up,
Always ready to start another round,
You excite the warrior in my heart,
Your feet so firmly planted on the ground.

You are so beautiful when you’re angry.
I love the way your brow wrinkles when you scowl,
And the way the light shimmers off your sharp little teeth,
When you bear your grimly jowl.

Oh, how I love a powerful woman,
You really know how to bring out the beast in me.
You’re everything and all I need.

So, heed my ceremonial mating cry.
You are my necessity, my destiny and fate,
Honor me, obey me, be my Klingon mate.
Return with me now to Qo'noS, it’s not too late,
And together we will rule the Empire,
Or die in Sto'vo'qor, dressed in battle-plate,
For, we are Klingons, ever more! -- (tlhIngan maH!)
_____

~Gene

Klingon, Vulcan, Borg and all other Star Trek related marks are Copyrights and Trademarks of Paramount Pictures.

Munda
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since 1999-10-08

Posts 3544
The Hague, The Netherlands

1 posted 2000-02-09 05:23 PM

I love it ! I love it ! I love it Gene !

Beamed one up for you in open # 3

It's a must Gene. LOL Enjoy !

Poet deVine

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since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

2 posted 2000-02-09 08:53 PM

I've told my daughter to come and read this.. she's a Trekkie...excellent, Gene...

Janet Marie
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since 2000-01-22

Posts 18554

3 posted 2000-02-10 12:38 PM

U-gene..these are so great...what a fantastic imagination you have..very creative
I'm gonna show them to my sis..major trekkie
later, janet marie

...baby, dont you work so hard for this prize you found...
it will all be gone when you turn around...
cause ... nothin' lasts forever anyway...
Rick Roberts-Windmills

Christopher

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Member Rara Avis

since 1999-08-02

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Purgatorial Incarceration

4 posted 2000-02-10 03:53 AM

ROFLMAO!!!

Loved this!!!

Little_Spyro
Senior Member

since 2000-01-09

Posts 659
San Diego, CA, USA

5 posted 2000-02-10 07:08 AM

Two words:
FRAME THIS!!!!!!
(Wait, that's three...)

LOVED this (you've heard that one before but it's true!)...hey dragons can be Trekkies too you know!

I think the Borg poem was my favorite!
Excellent job here, Gene!

Little Spyro T. Dragon

P.S. You HAVE to tell me how you do all this!!!

Gene
Senior Member

since 2000-01-23

Posts 935
Colorado, USA

6 posted 2000-02-10 01:44 PM

Thanks, Everyone, I'm glad you enjoyed this. It was really fun for me to write. You should have been here. It was a little difficult for me to reach the keyboard while I was ROFLMAO.

Spyro, "You HAVE to tell me how you do all this." Well, like Yogi says, "it's 80% hard work and the other 50% is luck."

Actually, I think it's 'cause I'm a slightly demented.

~Gene

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