Manhunt Over! God Found, Taken Into Custody

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Manhunt Over! God Found, Taken Into Custody

Aenimal
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-11-18

Posts 7350
the ass-end of space

0 posted 2003-06-17 09:14 AM

*Warning a sense of humour is strongly suggested

Earth - Yesterday famous diety Yaweh
or Jehovah, better known to
billions as God and the author
of such best sellers as The Ten
Commandments and Genisis,
was taken into custody by local law
enforcement officials in connection
with a series of crimes ranging from
the Beginning to the day of his arrest.

God's lawyer, simply known as
Gabriel, made his way with difficulty
to police headquarters fending off
with what seemed to be wings beneath
his suit, the throng of rabid reporters,
supporters and opposition.
"I'm confident my client will be
cleared of all charges," said Gabriel
"this isn't the first time my client
has been attacked." referring to
the great philosphical debates of
earlier centuries. But many believe
that prosecutors have a strong case.

Prosecutor Faith Les who launched
the suit on behalf of the advocacy group
FORD(Followers Of a Reasonable Diety),
was confident that God will be brought to
justice.
"We're not here to discredit or disprove
his existence as past prosecution has.
Our case rests in undeniable facts that
this man is guilty of mass murder,
extortion, negligence and endangerment
of his children."

In an interview on CNN FORD chairman
Freewil Mihyaz echoed these words
"We aren't here to discredit or
disprove his existence," he said
"we're here to show his inabilty
to function as the rational and
loving God we've been promised
in the hope that he will step
down or get his act together."

[This message has been edited by Aenimal (06-17-2003 09:16 AM).]

kadafi09
Member

since 2003-06-17

Posts 143
California, United States

1 posted 2003-06-17 10:28 PM

i loved it.

littlewing
Member Rara Avis

since 2003-03-02

Posts 9655
New York

2 posted 2003-06-18 12:58 PM

LMAO - Hey . . . I saw this on the news . .

*shaking head* where do you get this stuff from Raph?

awesome write
xxoo

Ummm . .. what is the outcome of the trial?

wranx
Member Elite

since 2002-06-07

Posts 3689
Moved from a shack to a barn

3 posted 2003-06-18 01:18 PM

"We are here to bury Caesar, not to praise him."

And in so doing...

Don't know why this came to mind.

Aenimal
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-11-18

Posts 7350
the ass-end of space

4 posted 2003-06-19 01:39 PM

thanks kadafi

Sue the jury is locked and some key witnesses..'dissapeared..in other words i'm too lazy to write another just yet

Ed do I sound like Antony turning the mob on Brutus or are you expecting a mob to turn on me? grin

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