Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
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Hurricane Alley
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2005-07-03
09:30 AM
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Community poem!!
You must reply in poetic verse…let’s make this a community poem (memories for the original members!) Theme: ANIMALS (all verses must pertain to an animal)
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In dead of night I hunger For flesh and bone to eat There you are my pretty You surely will taste sweet! Tiger is my real name But you can call me Bill Step right up to my lair And bite you I will!!!
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Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215
Realms of Light
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2005-07-03
09:40 AM
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My legs are short and stubby, I hunt for bugs at night. My tail is wide and bushy, I'm black with stripe of white. Whenever I smell danger, I raise my tail high, And spray my stinky perfume, Which makes the culprit cry. I break into gales of laughter, As humans rip off their clothes, Dousing themselves in tomato juice, While pinchin' their twitchin' nose!
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Good evening! My name is Flory! I am full of fun and spunk. Would you like to smell my essence? ~ It's, "Eau de Toilette of Skunk"!
[This message has been edited by Poet deVine (07-03-2005 08:12 PM).]
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Joyce Johnson
Member Rara Avis
since 2001-03-10
Posts 9912
Washington State
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2005-07-03
09:45 AM
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What fun!
It's dead of night, I wonder If the cat is sound asleep. I hope he is forgetting His vigilance to keep. For I am just a tiny mouse And only need a crumb From his full dish, its cruel Not to have left me some.
Thanks for the invite. Joyce
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Alicat
Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094
Coastal Texas
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2005-07-03
10:55 AM
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'Where's the remote, the bag I tote the glasses I wear on my head?' 'Where's the phone?' some hear me moan as I look for it under the bed.
I answer with 'Huh?' and sometimes 'Buh?'; most often I simply say 'What?'. I always lose keys, just like these, the ones that keep my doors shut.
I'm not that obtuse, or have a screw loose Not all that dense in the least. It's simply that I, who'm also a guy, am a classic Bewildebeest.
[This message has been edited by Poet deVine (07-03-2005 08:12 PM).]
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
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Hurricane Alley
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2005-07-03
08:11 PM
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My dog buried my funny bone So I sit here sad and blue Don’t laugh my friends you never know When it could happen to you
I left it on the back of the chair As I leaned in to pet the cat I felt a shooting pain just then And shouted out “Oh Drat!”
That’s when the dog rushed me Grabbed my funny bone and ran I chased him up and down the street Till he hid in an old trash can.
I saw him later, covered in mud A smile upon his jowls When questioned about my funny bone All I got from him was growls!
So in my jammies, I dig all night Trying to find that bone of humor Drenched to the skin, never minding Being caught in a summer downpour
So, my friends if you find that bone Please return it quickly to me Cause without that bone, I’m nothing And I’m nothing if I’m not funny!!
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Earth Angel
Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215
Realms of Light
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2005-07-03
09:30 PM
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I have rings around my tail, And a mask around my eyes. I may look like a bandit, But it's only a disguise.
I love to dine on mollusks, My claws are very strong. My teeth are razor sharp, And my tail is very long.
My eyes are black and beady, And I have a pointed nose. And it can smell anything, From a froggy to a rose.
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Hi, my name is Ricky! I'm Ricky the Raccoon. I like to roam the roads at night, And sleep all afternoon!
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Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27
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Realms of Light
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2005-07-03
09:39 PM
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Yippee! I just noticed that it's official! I'm a card-carrying member of the Mouse at Pray Club! ~ Oops! I mean "Play" Club! ~ and a proud member I be!
Thanks, deVine One!
Earth Mouse
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
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2005-07-03
10:26 PM
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I'm quite a bit of Toerag A little of LongJohn Larry C you'll find in me And just a touch of Ron. Some folks call me a human Some call me animal Some folks call me hideous. Insults? I've heard them all. I'm just a creature of my God Filled with a sense of pride. Am I a beauty or the beast. Dear poets, you decide......
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Earth Angel
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Realms of Light
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2005-07-03
11:08 PM
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Balladeer, I think you are udder-ly beautiful! ~ and how could you help but be?!? ~ given the fact that you are made up of bits of Long Toe, Ron, & Larry! ~ and have balls of deer!
The perfect combination!~ and you make great-looking babies!
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Midnitesun
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since 2001-05-18
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Gaia
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2005-07-03
11:15 PM
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DANG, talk about grotesque! LOL, but to their own kind, they must be beautiful. Sheesh, that body makes a warthog's look good.
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