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Margarita Pedicure
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
Margarita Pedicure By: Noah Eaton 8/15/06 I’ve seen a hundred disco sunrises, been to foam parties all across Ibiza, I’ve flown all across the island, just to try all sorts of exotic pizza, the Gomorrah of the Med, has become my Cytherea, I took more minds on a trip than Boy George, funking to the Baleraic Beat at the Amnesia. I’ve traveled from the top of Angel Falls, to the tip of Patagonia, my suitcase is stamped with so many travel stickers, I suspect my neighbors have hodophobia, now my feet are rubbed raw and blistered, I could sure deodorize those tired tootsies, they deserve a little special attention, so I’m pulling up a beach chair to make them primed for footsies. Gonna get me a margarita pedicure, soak my feet in Epson salt, rub them with shea butter, gonna get me a margarita pedicure, gonna spend a warm summer day, by the poolside where the sunshine putters. The Papallacta Hot Springs, know how to give a warm stone massage, wearing avocado slice monocles, my face has become a breathing key lime pie collage, sporting stockings of seaweed, tropical sun seasoning me with a citrus splash, then I’ll be off for the Volcan de Lodo El Tutomo, for a toxin-burning mountain dash. Gonna get me a margarita pedicure, soak my feet in Epson salt, rub them with shea butter, gonna get me a margarita pedicure, gonna spend a warm summer day, by the poolside where the sunshine putters. They got aquatic jogging, they got hydrogymnastics, they got vibrosaunas, that leave you tripping the light fantastic, you’ll never feel purer in your life, ‘til you attend their Inipi ceremony, mitauke oyasin, with summer I'm making holy matrimony! Gonna get me a margarita pedicure, soak my feet in Epson salt, rub them with shea butter, gonna get me a margarita pedicure, gonna spend a warm summer day, by the poolside where the sunshine putters. Only in summer does laziness find respectability, it's in the eyes of a caterpillar we find palatability, inventing romance like a smitten nightingale, the amount of laughter you spill can never be measured on the Brix scale. Gonna get me a margarita pedicure, soak my feet in Epson salt, rub them with shea butter, gonna get me a margarita pedicure, gonna spend a warm summer day, by the poolside where the sunshine putters... ...gonna sit by the poolside, where the sunshine sputters... "If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other" Mother Teresa |
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Interloper
since 2000-11-06
Posts 8369Deep in the heart |
An ode to my favorite drink! We do strange thangs here in Texas, but never put our feet in a margarita unless the rest of the body follows! Our idea of a margarita party is to fill the pool 2/3 with Cuervo Gold, put in a bottle or two of Grand Marnier and fill to the rim with sweet and sour mix. We then throw in half a dozen salt licks. Everybody grabs a straw, circles the pool, jumps in and SUCKS!  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Scrumptious, luscious, and delectable! Mind you, whenever I sip a margarita from now on, I'll be thinking of your feet!  I really enjoyed this, Angel Boy!  Loveya! EA  |
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deasomnians Member
since 2006-06-20
Posts 87California |
what a fantastic tribute to summer! Makes me want to ditch the office and head to the pool. "Nature has implanted in our minds an insatiable longing to seek the truth" - CJCL Convention Theme 2005 |
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seraphin Senior Member
since 2000-09-24
Posts 1004Michigan |
Ive never had either a Margarita or a pedicure. Now thanks to you, I will show a strange smile whenever the subjects arise. Thank you for a bit of a whimsical smile. Well done. Sandra |
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