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Balladeer For President
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Balladeer For President |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
If Balladeer was president, the whole world would be free, Of roaches-ticks and mice and such, (Democrats and fleas) He'd have me as his running mate In case he might fall ill, I'd also be his bodyguard, And provide the house with "swill" Hillary would be his maid, Martha Stewart would cook his "feed" Al Sharpton would be his caddy, The Oval office a par three. Scooby Doo's his dog of choice, Always by his side, Bill Clinton his advisor, In case he needs to lie. He'd rid the world of dangerous things, (Termites of mass destruction) His State of the Union speeches, Would rhyme with bodily functions. |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Oh my, what have you done to me My side is aching from laughter This should last me at least a week Thank you Liz |
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divine chaos Senior Member
since 2006-07-09
Posts 617dancing 'neath the moon |
LOL he's got my vote - Bally for President!! ~*Sheli*~ By words the mind is winged |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Hi ya Sweet Lizzie!!!!!! and Chaos...I agree...he really needs a place to live!!! |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toerag Giddyap and woe A kick from toe and glow. A champagne speach for sure. Enjoyed |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
Hillary would be his maid, Martha Stewart would cook his "feed" Al Sharpton would be his caddy, The Oval office a par three.  you are magic of moring, feeding us with humor for a nice start to the day thank you |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
ToeMan~ I think your muse has a case of infectious *giggles* Hmmm ... not gonna let the secret out but ... just let Balladeer know that I graduated from Monica's Academy of Applied Art~  (You know ... just in case he needs a GOOD assistant) ***Now don't go getting us moved to the 'mature' forums !!!***** *Huglets*  ~*Marge*~ ~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~ |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
another silly to start the day! You're a burst of energy! misc |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
GeeWuzzy.......I go away for a little while and the kids (Toe & Deer) still act bad with each other. By now you two should be friendly, loving and kind. Helpful to each other. Wheeling each other around the golf greens in your little motorized golf carts as FRIENDS should do for each other. BUT No still bickering. Now that I have scolded you two kids. I think(and that is hard) if you two kids made up WE WOULD BE BORED TO DEATH. Now Toe my dear. It was suggested on a poem I wrote A Cure For High Blood Pressure was just your style. Maybe just maybe you could do this for our dear ole deer. Hugs bunches BonBon  |
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XOx Uriah xOX Senior Member
since 2006-02-11
Posts 1403Virginia |
Balladeer for President? Toerag for Vice-President? Ah Makes one want to sing... O Canada ::smiles:: |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
LOL! He's got my vote. |
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Interloper
since 2000-11-06
Posts 8369Deep in the heart |
Guess I'll have to go independent ...  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
INTERLOPER....DID YOU SAY YOU'RE USING DEPENDS?... |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Why the heck not? I think it would sure be an great improvement! if I lived there, he'd get my vote for sure. LOL, morning Toe. |
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Interloper
since 2000-11-06
Posts 8369Deep in the heart |
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal, Toe, that depends upon where one sits. In other words, it depends upon your point of view. Now, if'n yore lookin' at the nether regions it must mean yore scandanavian... On the other hand, if yore not sittin' on 'em, you could be from the netherlands or desire to return thereto. Now go take a swig of yore Metamusil, mixed with Ensure, over ice, stirred, not shaken! |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Leave it to you, Toe, to put the "fun" in dysfunctional.......bum  |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
 Sounds good to me.Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
That's right, Toe... Give Bally the prez position... the veep has more drinking time! LOL Just let me know where/when to cast my ballot... this is great! *S* |
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