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Toerag at the Dentist......for Toe's challenge
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Toerag at the Dentist......for Toe's challenge |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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Toerag ran in the dentist office, his poor wife in tow And yelled "I need a tooth pulled and there's something you should know! My tee time's set for 10 a.m. and it's 9:30 now So pull the tooth out quickly and I really don't care how!" "Forget the anesthesia and forget the novacaine. I've got no time for it to take effect to stop the pain. Just pull the tooth and let me go. I've got no time to spare! It may hurt like the devil but I tell ya - I don't care!" The dentist thought "This man is brave to put up with the pain of having such a surgery devoid of novacaine!" He said, "Alright, sir, I can do it. Justpoint out which one." Toe told his poor wife, "Open up and show him which one, hon!"  |
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seraphin Senior Member
since 2000-09-24
Posts 1004Michigan |
Now this is funny!! |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Just like Toe to be so understanding!  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
But...but..I had a damn tee time!!!! well done and so true Bally... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Hmm! I wonder if this story is really about you, Golf-Ball-a-Deer?!? A little birdie told me that you'd trade your soul ~ and your wife! ~ for a few strokes on the fairway! Can you guess who that birdie might be! lol Loves 'n Laughs, Linda |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
always a pleasure to read one of yours~~  M |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... I knew YOU were that addicted to golf, Bal... now you tell me Toe's just as hooked? LOL You guys are all heart! LOL Enjoyed this very much! |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
YICKS! See you're as bad as ever. Hugs BonBon  |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
Gah! I love it! Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
I just know when I see either one of you posting, we're all in for a treat... well done, enjoyed. |
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sandgrain Member Elite
since 1999-09-21
Posts 3662Sycamore, IL, USA |
Being a golf widow each morning Mon. through Fri., I really do understand this! That's not to say I agree with it, but it brought a good chuckle. Rae |
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Interloper
since 2000-11-06
Posts 8369Deep in the heart |
That was a low blow  |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Boy, if I was the wife, I'd know just where to swing that golf club. Keep up the good work, keeping Toerag on his toes. |
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Klassy Lassy Member Elite
since 2005-06-28
Posts 2187Oregon |
Pretty little angel eyes wouldn't mean a thing... they'd best beware-- that softer sex could wield a southern swing!   |
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divine chaos Senior Member
since 2006-07-09
Posts 617dancing 'neath the moon |
LOL Toe sounds like my uncle ... no wait, he wouldnt have taken her to the dentist .. woulda just whacked her in the jaw with a club and hoped the right tooth came out ~*S*~ By words the mind is winged |
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