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Toerag Helps in the Kitchen
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Toerag Helps in the Kitchen |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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Our boy got up, got dressed, went to the kitchen for a bite. His wife looked up as he came in and eyed him with delight. "Make love to me right now!" she screamed as he came through the door Then grabbed his arm and pulled him forcefully down on the floor. Poor Toerag was astonished! She had not done this before. Last time she acted amorous was 1994! Though it was unexpected, Toerag grabbed her lustily And rose to take advantage of this opportunity. The deed was done and Toerag lay there, much too tired to move. His wife got up and smiled, then wandered over to the stove. It took him time to catch his breath a bit before he spoke. "What was that about??" His wife replied, "Egg timer broke."  |
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Mysteria 
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
That is one of my favorite jokes, and you adapted it well to suit our boy, Toerag. Well done, and now, let the games begin.  |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
LOL cute one Deer |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Revival of the comedies... a good thing!  Toe would approve! |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Okay. Now I'm hot. or fried   |
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jody5 Senior Member
since 2005-12-21
Posts 876California, U.S.A. |
LOL It's good to have a sence of humor and that was a cute one. Thanks for the laugh |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
What's so funny about this?....You never had an egg timer break before?..... Okay.....I guess it's time to be a Toerag again...... |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Toerag is married?!  |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Balladeer Ya know I think I'll get me a broken egg timer. |
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Honeybee Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372Ontario, CANADA |
Hehe M'deer! I love how you torment Toerag....cute read  Intellectually I know that Canada is no better than any other country. Emotionally I KNOW that Canada is the best country in the world! |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
How could I have missed this one, LOL Deer you're the greatest in thinking up stuff like that. Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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The Lady Member Rara Avis
since 2005-12-26
Posts 7634The Southwest |
Now that's funny and I had never heard the joke before. |
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picturegramic Member
since 2006-05-16
Posts 112 |
I somehow knew a kicker was coming! lol A very comical read and ya know every house deserves a broken egg timer! You might want to register that idea and sell it! Thanks for the smile! picturegramic |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
I'd venture to say that a toe break would beat the heck out of an egg timer any ole day!  Lulu  |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
LOL! You have always been great at giving a laugh or a smile. Thank you for that. |
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Mick Hawkes Member
since 2000-10-26
Posts 90Tees-side , England |
You can't "beat" a "cracking" good joke!... sorry :-) Never take life too seriously - None of us gets out alive! |
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Gunslinger Senior Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 901TX, USA |
You are BAD!!! lol |
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Archea Member
since 2006-05-13
Posts 65United States |
that was interesting... liked it alot |
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