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Eve & Howard (Legal Eagles)
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Eve & Howard (Legal Eagles) |
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howardtsu Senior Member
since 2006-01-29
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hear, hear court is now in session the honorable Howard McClain is present to ease everybody's guessin' about whether or not Eve's salad dressing is really all that rat tat tat tat.................... order order lawyer : your honor milady Ms. Eve would like to plead not guilty of all stats these proceedings are way off............. [Howard coughs] Howard : what do you mean? are you saying i'm soft? lawyer : to the contrary but don't you think it's a bit out of the ordinary that this female prettier than any fairy you've ever seen isn't acting out a part in your movie scene what do you think this means? Howard : well, for starters, her blue jeans are definitely packing what i've been lacking all of my life but from what i hear she's already somebody's wife what do you want me to do bring her husband in and find a way to sue for the right to pursue his soulmate? lawyer : of course not, but you have to admit yourColgate has the flouride it takes to make sure she spends her life sailing on lakes of pleasure Eve looks up at her lawyer, obviously irritated that her secret treasure is up for discussion her lawyer looks down blushin' [speak] er.......... is everything alright? i was just trying to effectively debate your plight of finding a man that's right for your.....um........ disposition Eve shifts her position [speak] now look here sir............... as Eve debates with her lawyer, Howard and the bailiff smilingly concur that she's the flyest kitten he's ever seen in this court but the ring on her mitten says she's already smitten does he really have to abort the concept that says the two of them could be sittin' in an Infinity G-35 one night with the sunroof open, conversating under star lights Your Honor!!!!!!!!!!! Howard looks up mesmerized by Eve's pearly whites Eve : i must protest!!! this isn't a court of law it's just an elaborate setup to allow you to effectively paw at my heart lawyer : uh.........you'll have excuse my client, [the lawyer winks at Howard] she's a tasty SweetTart but unfamiliar with "court" procedure yes. she is at that, Howard thinks to himself. but this exquisite creature could be the school teacher he's been yearning for. her awestriking features......... suddenly, Howard felt embaressed. it was obvious to the court that his heart was in Eve's bleechers cheering her soul Eve looked up into Howard's eyes and knew at that moment that his hold on her was justified [suddenly the courtroom doors burst open] Eve's boyfriend : your honor!!! i demand this case be retried!!!!!!!! to be continued love, eve & howard |
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