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Love is: Being mauled by a Quaker Bear
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Love is: Being mauled by a Quaker Bear |
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JL Member Ascendant
since 2004-04-01
Posts 6128Texas, USA |
Love is: Being mauled by a Quaker Bear I been mauled by a Quaker Bear I was run over by a midnight train And onced I had myself a surgery in my brain… No, I ain’t had no time fer lovin… No time fer pertendin’ with them women folk… No sir! I’m superpoor man, and they ain’t no woman Wants a superpoor man…. They be wantin’ a new car, and a new house With indoor plummin’ HA! What they think?I got me a money tree? No thank you mammozell… You can take yer dog-gone high falutin’ Idears and go straight to Hades…(G-rated) I be a livin just fine-and-dandy Me and my old huntin’ dog fetch… Yes-sir-re-bob… That there lovie-dovie stuff Is a might near too complicated fer me… I’ll just sit here on my front porch Playin’ my gittar and rockin’ in my ol chair… HA! Love is fer them darn bugs…  |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
JL I don't believe a word of it...except the dog named Fetch...great name for a dog!! |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
JL.......ROTFL.........I know those darn bugs you're talkin' about very well down here in Houston! You crack me up!  |
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The Lady Member Rara Avis
since 2005-12-26
Posts 7634The Southwest |
Still laughing. Now that's a fine poem. |
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Honeybunch Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-29
Posts 7115South Africa |
"I be a livin just fine-and-dandy Me and my old huntin’ dog fetch…" And so this tells me now that you're living with love, my friend - unconditional love! Thanks for the chucke though - enjoyed the read! |
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bubblesleave Member
since 2006-03-04
Posts 197Bloomington, IN |
if you say so, Love is, a many splenided thing (or so they say). Bubbles |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
this is adorable! LOL |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
JL, this was fresh, fun and tickled the ol funny bones...what, did I say Old? Seriously I love dirt floors, out door bathroom facilities...washing my clothes in a stream and old coonhound dawgs named Fetch...hehe...so, I'm just a wonderin, since I'm not a Quaker, but most times like a bear with a sawed off paw...when do we meet for the shot gun wedding...(wink) are ya scared...it's ok JL, I'm just kidding, breath deep, that's it...take deep breaths, and you'll be fine...didn't mean to give you adjada...hehe This was a delightful first morning read...set my mood for the day, thanks for the smiles...your a hoot! Hugs Lee J. |
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JL Member Ascendant
since 2004-04-01
Posts 6128Texas, USA |
Thanks all... Just gotta show my true self... Heehee... iliana: Yeah, those are the ones. Won't be long they will be all over the place! Have to wash my truck every other day! I hate that! Again, thanks for letting the real me show through. JL  |
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sweetberry Member
since 2006-03-29
Posts 125 |
Just sitting up browsing...and look what I found! Thanx for the Laugh. I Like this one |
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