Mistaken Identity - pipTalk Forums

How to Join	Member's Area	Private Library	Search	Sanctuary		Login
Main Forums	Discussion	Tech Talk	Mature Content	Archives	A home without a wall, Our haven without ends, A circle we all call Our Family of Friends!

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2006-04-05 08:17 AM

One day at the Pearly Gates,
St. Peter was getting older,
When Jesus happened by-by fate,
Pete asked if he'd take over.

"I need a break to stretch my legs,
Would you watch the gate for me?"
Being the kindest man that ever lived,
Said, "Sure, take a break old Pete."

A moment later came a man,
Quite old and shedding tears,
Asking about his long lost son,
He hadn't seen in years.

Jesus said, "Well tell me sir,
About this missing lad?"
The man said he's unusual,
With the "scarring" that he had.

He said "It is my son you see,
He has holes in his hands and feet"
Jesus stood back and said with glee,
"Father dear I wondered, when again we'd
finally meet."

The man looked up with tearful joy,
Said, "I can't believe it's true,
Are you my one and only son?
Pinnochio...Is that you?"

LeeJ
Member Patricius

since 2003-06-19

Posts 13296

1 posted 2006-04-05 08:23 AM

shhheeesh, you really had me going, I mean chills and all, wondering while reading...is this Toe? Then bam...you did it again...

your a hoot Mr. Music Man

Morning

inot2B
Member Elite

since 2000-09-18

Posts 2205
Arkansas

2 posted 2006-04-05 10:22 AM

Such a treat- the "Toerag twist".
God does indeed, enjoy a good joke.

The Lady
Member Rara Avis

since 2005-12-26

Posts 7634
The Southwest

3 posted 2006-04-05 10:49 PM

Too funny Toe. You really had me going too.

icebox
Member Elite

since 2003-05-03

Posts 4383
in the shadows

4 posted 2006-04-05 11:26 PM

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

5 posted 2006-04-06 01:02 AM

LOL

latearrival
Member Ascendant

since 2003-03-21

Posts 5499
Florida

6 posted 2006-04-06 03:26 AM

wonderful how one ole toe can bring on the smiles. martyjo

tracie66
Member Elite

since 2000-01-18

Posts 4713
Australia

7 posted 2006-04-06 06:35 AM

Love is the life of the soul...
It is the harmony of the universe
— W. E. Channing

nakdthoughts
Member Laureate

since 2000-10-29

Posts 19200
Between the Lines

8 posted 2006-04-06 06:56 AM

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

9 posted 2006-04-06 08:49 AM

Mistaken Identity! OMG You're such a naughty Bamma Boy!

~ but one very funny and clever one!!!

Your toe sure can tickle my bone of funny!

Keep spreading your sunny Light!
Loveya!
Linda

Marge Tindal

Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-06

Posts 42384
Florida's Foreverly Shores

10 posted 2006-04-06 10:38 AM

ToeMan~

My grandie girlie just said to me ...
"POET, why are you laughing and crying at the same time?"

I had to remain speechless ... for how does one explain a TOE to a four year old ?

*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~
Email - [email protected]

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

11 posted 2006-04-07 03:39 PM

Ah, my friend... You do make me remember how/why your name was changed to Toerag! LOL

I enjoyed this very much!!!

scorpio
Member Ascendant

since 2002-10-02

Posts 5178
right...there

12 posted 2006-04-07 05:33 PM

Too funny!! Hope it's not considered blaspemous to laugh out loud at this!!!

believe in what your heart feels...

	⇧ top of page ⇧
All times are ET (US). All dates are in Year-Month-Day format.