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"I ain't never picked my nose!"
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"I ain't never picked my nose!" |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
I ain’t never picked my nose Or of boogers have I disposed In anything but a tissue (certainly not in my mouth!) No, I ain’t. I ain’t never wet my pants Or said nasty words (like“No you can’ts!” No , I ain’t that kind of gal Just take a glance! And on my birthday, I won’t lie For two years, I’ve been 29, Though I’m really only 21 ‘Til I die. You may think I whine and I cheat But I offer no deceit No, I ain’t not honest As the day is long. (No, I ain't not honest as The day is long.) I ain’t never mined my nose Or sent puddles to my toes, and My halo, ya gotta luv it, overglows. |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
ROFL!!!!! Gotta luv it! You are a riot....hehehe.  ....jo |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
My sister's twenty six and for sisters, no other would I pick and this ain't fooling, no it ain't! hugs, big sis misc'e |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Methinks you topped your "Cheer"ios with heaps of sugar this mornin'!  Loves 'n laughs, Linda |
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*Alli4000*
since 2004-03-21
Posts 3188The World of Poetry |
This made me grin.  ~Alli~ |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Tell me please....what have you been drinking this evening??? Made me giggle...cute |
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The Lady Member Rara Avis
since 2005-12-26
Posts 7634The Southwest |
Now that's TOO funny. I love it! |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
I love it!! I needed a good chuckle, snort and guffaw. |
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Honeybunch Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-29
Posts 7115South Africa |
Hmmm? Well, they say there's nothing like a new experience so - go for it gal! |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
Grinning back at you all! Can you tell I was once a first grade teacher? Oh, yes... The stories I could tell! Thank you for kicking back with me for a chuckle. miscellanea |
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James_A_Fraser Senior Member
since 2003-09-03
Posts 972Out Making Anticlines |
Well why not??? There's fun stuff in there ~~ sometimes you can even make little sculptures out of it~~ I wonder, if the sculpture had a nose~~ |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
misce....too cute...and James's reply got me really laughing...he's right, ya know? The first graders would really love this! |
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JL Member Ascendant
since 2004-04-01
Posts 6128Texas, USA |
Sounds like some of my relatives. You ain’t from Texas is ya?? JL  |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
this is cute, yes...but good thing I wasn't eating LOL |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Very good write and humor..and, I ain't never done none of that either....Who the hell wants to be like Balladeer? |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Misc~ I'm totally laughing my little behind off ! Now ... go here and meet a zany ~Poet~ that knows a youngster named Jacob ! /main/forumdisplay.cgi?action=displayarchive&number=33&topic=002863 Leave a GROSS reply and I'll TRIPLE Jacob's income~  I needed this smile tonight ... thank you~ *Huglets* ~*Marge*~ ~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~ |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
YOU... are hilarious! You and Toe ought to Duet! |
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