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Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

0 posted 2005-07-25 04:25 PM

Honky-Tonk 101
By: Noah Eaton
10/31/03

I could tell she was lookin’ for a lil’ fun tonight
So I said, “Hey baby, want me to take you for a spin?”
Cuz I know a great place where the neon rainbow buzzes,
and feels more festive than Austin City Limits.
So pull on them cowboy boots and Levis 501 jeans,
and hop right into this old Dodge truck and hustle
cuz I’m gonna show you how to swing

Let me play your favorite songs on the jukebox,
drop them slick nickels into the slot
Put your arms around me, let’s go taggin’ along
I’ll show you the secrets of rompin’ stompin’ around the clock
And you’ll be gettin’ down like crazy,
before this honky-tonkin’ night is done.
That’s the course objective of Honky Tonk 101

Watchin’ her hop right on the barstools,
I could tell she was a natural
She’s got Jimmie Rodgers in her heart,
and Hank Thompson in her soul
She made all the crowds’ heads turn,
hotfoot shufflin’ like a loose cannon
She’s got electricity runnin’ through her heels,
a Texas twister looker gettin’ everyone movin’

Let me play your favorite songs on the jukebox,
drop them slick nickels into the slot
Put your arms around me, let’s go taggin’ along
I’ll show you the secrets of rompin’ stompin’ around the clock
And you’ll be gettin’ down like crazy,
before this honky-tonkin’ night is done.
That’s 100% guaranteed in Honky Tonk 101

She set their hearts hangin’ from the chandeliers,
the way she moves turns me on
With a jack rabbit jump she came swingin’ to me,
shoutin’ “Take it away, Leon!”
I said, “You’re just like a second fiddle,
to that steel guitar!”
Congratulations, you’ve just aced this class,
you’re gonna be a shinin’ star!

Let me play your favorite songs on the jukebox,
drop them slick nickels into the slot
Put your arms around me, let’s go taggin’ along,
I’ll show you the secrets of rompin’ stompin’ around the clock
And you’ll be gettin’ down like crazy,
before this honky-tonkin’ night is done.
That’s the promise of Honky Tonk 101

If you want to be gettin’ down like crazy
Livin’ that honky-tonk dream you love,
Just come on down to Honky-Tonk 101

"If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other"

Mother Teresa

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 2005-07-25 04:28 PM

Why was that class never on my schedule? LOL Sounds like you know how to have fun, my friend... this is great! *S*

Caraway
Junior Member

since 2005-07-14

Posts 24

2 posted 2005-07-25 05:40 PM

I wanna join! sounds like fun...great read!.

yv
Senior Member

since 2003-05-30

Posts 574

3 posted 2005-07-25 05:47 PM

HaHa! I feel giddy!! I wish I had something more interesting to say...but there's too much bubbliness going on inside for me to articulate anything else! Loved all over!

Yv-Goddess of Her Domain. Symbol of Truth Passion Pain. Let Her Smile Rain on the Hearts of the Innocent.

Juju
Member Elite

since 2003-12-29

Posts 3429
In your dreams

4 posted 2005-07-25 07:22 PM

This is very cute noah

-Juju

Juju - 1.) a magic charm or fetish 2.)Magic 3.)A taboo connected woth the use of magic

The dictionary never lies.... I am magical (;

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