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Calendar Cupcake |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
Calendar Cupcake By: Noah Eaton 7/3/05 Fanessa Filofax was a social butterfly, hiking up the corporate ladder, she grew a reputation for her unprecedented effiencey, a well-trusted telecommunications networker, with her super multitasking powers, she had the ability to dodge every scheduling conflict effortlessly, she was second to none and then some, she became an archetype of productivity… Then one morning, the fourth-quarter got the best of her, realizing the Christmas shopping season, was too much for even Fanessa alone to handle, one word forbidden to her philosophy was treason, so she got her DNA spliced with a Canon IR6000, to be able to duplicate herself at a dime a copy, yes, it seemed the experiment was a success, seemed there’d be productivity beyond where the eyes can see. But then, in an ironic, simple twist of fate, the office life made her stomach sick, left her fazed, now she’s using her god-given abilities for not work, but play, she’s rechristened herself as Calendar Cupcake! Fanessa and her phalanx of go-go girls are in full swing, seeking vegeance on summer’s breathing spells and impassivity. Saving our vacation from her archnemesis, Tedium Ho-Hum, and his posse of pencil-pushing platoons and Blue Funk Hunks, Calendar Cupcake will juice up every summer party! . . . (Ya, how’s the Portland Rose Festival? . . (Yah, it’s, like, amazing, anyway, ya, how’s the US Open Sandcastle Competition, down in San Diego?) . . (Wait, hang tight, I’ve got Ms. Cupcake on the other line, ya, hello?) . . (Ya, just CC callin’ to tell you, I’m having a blast at the Ozark Empire fair!) . . (Ya, so we still up, for Miami’s Reggae Festival, girls?) . . (Sure, ya, and how about the SPAM Town USA festival, oh, and the Miss Crustacean Hermit-Crab Beauty Contest, next weekend in Ocean City!) . . (Ya, I’m up for that, girls!) . . (OK, gotta go, girls, this lil’ glitter-bug’s off to Tony Waag’s Tap City, for the New York City Tap Festival!) . . (Ya, you go, girl!) . . . Fanessa Filofax was a social butterfly, hiking up the corporate ladder, she grew a reputation for her unprecedented effiencey, a well-trusted telecommunications networker, then later, in an ironic, simple twist of fate, the office life made her stomach sick, left her fazed, now she’s using her god-given abilities for fun, not profit, she’s rechristened herself as Calendar Cupcake! Fanessa and her phalanx of go-go girls are in full swing, seeking vegeance on summer’s breathing spells and impassivity. Saving our vacation from her archnemesis, Tedium Ho-Hum, and his posse of pencil-pushing platoons and Blue Funk Hunks, Calendar Cupcake will juice up every summer party! . . . (Who’s up for the Summer Redneck Games, in Buckeye Park next Saturday? I’ve got a wicked hand at the Hubcap Hurl!) . . (Oh ya, you and what army, Cupcake?) . . (Tehehe!) "If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other" Mother Teresa |
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Ericc Member Elite
since 2003-01-31
Posts 4178 |
Great write Noah...really enjoyed! Eric |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
what an imagination you have! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Oh, Noah! lol Somebody must have spiked your HoneyDew! What a trip!  EA |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Enjoyed...James |
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Dj_Scarebear Junior Member
since 2002-12-13
Posts 22Wooster,Oh |
Nice i love it! Adam AKA Dj_Scarebear |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... having a blast, indeed... and sharing the smiles with us!!! *S* |
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yv Senior Member
since 2003-05-30
Posts 574 |
Giggles flow through me easily! I have been finessed into every word you speak...I dance them like no other. As usual...beautiful in every way. Yv-Goddess of Her Domain. Symbol of Truth Passion Pain. Let Her Smile Rain on the Hearts of the Innocent. |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
I love this hehehehe!!!! |
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ice Member Elite
since 2003-05-17
Posts 3404Pennsylvania |
Got my n-joys out of this one, Noah...  Fun stuff...those "calender cupcakes" sho-nuff know how to beat the summer "Tedium Ho-Hum(s) ----------ice ><> |
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vandana
since 1999-10-22
Posts 10463USA |
nice read |
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