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JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

0 posted 2005-09-10 12:51 PM

Pastry

Pamela Anderson
said she needs
someone that likes
children, implants
and her.
For me, that would
be three strikes.
In all cases, I
prefer my girlfriend.
She has no kids,
no implants,
and no Tommy Lee
coming around
to sample the
pastry.

JamesLee
September07
2005

iliana
Member Patricius

since 2003-12-05

Posts 13434
USA

1 posted 2005-09-10 12:58 PM

LOL! Funny.......JamesLee.

.....jo

JesusChristPose
Senior Member

since 2005-06-21

Posts 777
Pittsburgh, Pa

2 posted 2005-09-10 08:48 AM

Good one! And you certainly don't want Tommy Lee sampling your lady.

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

3 posted 2005-09-10 02:44 PM

lol

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

4 posted 2005-09-10 03:04 PM

That was very cute! Mind you, a friend of mine who grew up with her and were neighbours on Vancouver Island, BC., probably would not think the poem as amusing as I do! lol

He and she are only one month apart in age. In case you are interested, she is 38 years old!

Aloha hugs,
Linda

Angelheart
Senior Member

since 2005-09-08

Posts 754
Jacksonville,FL USA

5 posted 2005-09-10 03:28 PM

I found that to be quite humorous lol thanks for making me laugh

Its in a good way tho ofcourse

thanks for sharing ...0:-)

Bodger
Senior Member

since 2005-06-12

Posts 1260
Tolerance for a short time

6 posted 2005-09-10 03:43 PM

I always thought it was scripted for when they could not find the floats

Bodger

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

7 posted 2005-09-10 04:59 PM

Thank you iliana, Jesus Christ Pose, passing shadows, Earth Angel and Bodger for the nice responses...James

Beki
Senior Member

since 1999-09-15

Posts 1569
Newport Beach, CA, USA

8 posted 2005-09-11 08:45 PM

mad em e laugh...

Enchantress
Member Empyrean

since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

9 posted 2005-09-11 09:21 PM

Susan Caldwell
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-12-27

Posts 8348
Florida

10 posted 2005-09-13 10:24 AM

Indeed a funny one..

as for the kids...well, I am glad not everyone feels that way!

"too bad ignorance isn't painful"
~Unknown~

Pilgrimage
Member Elite

since 2001-12-04

Posts 3945
Texas, USA

11 posted 2005-09-13 04:16 PM

I liked this one-it made me chuckle.

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

Obsidian Snow
Member

since 2005-08-24

Posts 88

12 posted 2005-09-13 04:25 PM

lol

well done.

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

13 posted 2005-09-13 04:58 PM

Thank you Beki, Enchantress, Susan, Pilgrimage and Obsidian for the nice responses...
Susan, nothing against kids, I've already raised mine, and my kid raising days are over...hopefully.
Having dated women with other mens kids, and hearing stories from other men that have
been involved in this situation, I can't recommend it...Dr. Laura tells women that are divorced to stop dating and to raise their children...that would be best achieved if the fathers are diligent in paying child support and participating in the raising of their children...even if they are in another location...James

yv
Senior Member

since 2003-05-30

Posts 574

14 posted 2005-09-13 07:27 PM

THAT WAS BLOODY BRILLIANT!! MY MAN...MY MAN!! WOW...

BRILLIANTLY SPOKEN AND PROJECTED!

Yv~Seeing eternal Sunshine
Still shrouded in blinding Darkness

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