Toe said, "I never get a date.
My face makes girls regurgitate.
There is some secret potion needed here."
He figured if he got them drunk
They wouldn't see him as a skunk
So that's why ourToerag invented beer.

He had a first date with the daughter
Of a gal named Estee Lauder.
Fish died when he walked in the room.
Lauder choked and said, "Oh, hell!!
I must defeat that evil smell!"
And that's how Toe helped to invent perfume!

Toe tried to write some lines one time
And did his best to make them rhyme
But all agreed it couldn't be much worse.
He said, "Ok, it's very clear
I'll never be a Balladeer."
Then called his rhyming offerings "free verse".

There's just one thing I'd like to know
One little fact before I go.
I'm sure all here would like to know it, too.
Though you've invented many things
From birth control to bath tub rings
Toe....who invented YOU?????