suthern
Member Seraphic
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723
Louisiana
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2005-03-31
06:15 AM
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Pedal to floor, going one hundred ten Toe was reaching his cruising speed, but then Out from a side road came four police cars – They’d had some tips called from one of the bars A low-flying jet was coming their way... The thought of that ticket just made their day.
I guess the first cop had such a strong itch To ticket Toe, he forgot that the ditch Was close to the road, for with one wrong turn His state-issued car crumpled stem to stern As he looked out at an angry gator He swore he’d get that Bama boy later.
Cops two and three were well into the chase But Toerag just laughed and picked up the pace One blew out a tire, the other car shook They muttered that they would have thrown the book At Toe if their cars just wouldn’t have failed Ticket-schmicket – they’d have tossed him in jail!
The last cop took such care in his pursuit That Toe just flipped him a cheery salute As he braked and spun that Cobra around Passed the cop and headed back towards town And gave a great shout - I’m glad I'm alive But can’t drive my age – a mere FIFTY-FIVE!!!
Happy Birthday, Toe!!!!
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LeeJ
Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296
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2005-03-31
06:52 AM
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hehehe, wonderfully written!
Yes, Yes, Yes, a great honor for a lovely man...
Happy Happy Birthday Toe
....thank you for this generous and most deserving tribute to one fine person!
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Susan Caldwell
Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348
Florida
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2005-03-31
12:14 PM
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Bravo!!!
"too bad ignorance isn't painful" ~Unknown~
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354
Listening to every heart
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2005-03-31
12:49 PM
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Sounds just like our Toe...
Happy Birthday, young man!
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Gentle Spirit
Member Patricius
since 2000-10-09
Posts 13989
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2005-03-31
12:52 PM
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Outstanding Ruthie gal!! Brava
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Enchantress
Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113
Canada eh.
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2005-03-31
12:53 PM
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Wonderful write for our sweet Toeman!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOE!!
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Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27
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Realms of Light
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2005-03-31
01:42 PM
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A Toe, is a Toe, is a Toe! ~ or is that a "rose"?!? In any regard, he is a flower to me! ~ and I don't mean a little pansy! He's a magnificent sunflower! lol Sending birthday greetings to our Bama Boy! ~ and an extra warm hug! I bake him a cake! Linda P.S. Belle, Toe is sure to enjoy this rib-ticklin' birthday poem! I surely did!
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jellybeans
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since 2000-10-13
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2005-03-31
01:48 PM
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smiling and dittoing suthern cause that's what good o&o's do
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Toerag
Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622
Ala bam a
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2005-03-31
03:20 PM
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Thank all of you dear "Pipsters" for the kind responses and to sweet Suthern for posting it.....
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suthern
Member Seraphic
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723
Louisiana
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2005-03-31
03:39 PM
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I'm glad you like it, Toe... and hope your birthday is a wonderful one!!! Don't forget to have a cold Fosters for me!!! *S*
Thank you everyone... I appreciate your acceptance of this little poetic offering... it doesn't begin to convey the joy I wish for him. *S*
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Ericc
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since 2003-01-31
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2005-03-31
04:32 PM
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What a nice gift!
Happy Birthday!
Eric
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passing shadows
Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577
displaced
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posted
2005-03-31
07:39 PM
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wow! Happy Birthday Toe
not older, but better!
enjoyed the story here suthern
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
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Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
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2005-03-31
07:45 PM
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Happy birthday, Toerag! The world is a better place with you in it...Saturn, for example
I'll do my best to make your year as memorable for you as I can.
My regards to Jack...
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