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Open Poetry #34

Ghetto Santa

~DreamChild~
Senior Member

since 2001-04-23

Posts 544
in your dreams

0 posted 2004-12-23 11:43 PM

twas the night before christmas
and all through the hood,
not a gangsta was ridin,
less he was up to no good.

with santa in his caddy,
were some elves with a sack,
and a hooker from a crackhouse
with a fifth or two of jack.

they were bobbin to some hip-hop,
steady sippin on a bottle,
when the police got behind them.
santa laid down on the throttle.

it wasn't long til santa slipped,
seems he lost it at the wheel
and flipped the car into a ditch
where the hooker's fate was sealed.

the officer with gun and badge
called for reinforcements.
the elves began to make a break
succumbing to misfortune.

cuz ol saint nick had 2 glock nines
hidden in the dash.
when the cops got out
with an angry shout,
santa started to blast.

well the elves got shot,
and the cops did too.
kris kringle himself
took a bullet or two.

now the gun shots ceased,
and the smoke cleared up,
but the big red caddy was gone.

well the elves went to jail,
and the hooker went to hell,
but santa took his jolly but home.

Til Next Year Santa!

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

1 posted 2004-12-24 07:28 AM

that's sad

enjoyed the read, though

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