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Driving To Oblivion
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Driving To Oblivion |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Driving in my straight shift truck With a beer and my cell phone Headin' down I-65 The truck is on it's own. Well there's old Miss Livingston, "Thump-whoops-what a shame, Anyone that close to traffic, Should know that they're fair game. There's my buddy Balladeer, Looks like he's had a flat, "THUMP-WHOOPS-so sorry 'Deer' Must be a Walmart Jack. This line they've painted on the road, Is as crooked as can be, Wonder what nut painted that? You'd think they cannot see! I guess I should pull over, I might spill my beer, Or get it in my cell phone, And inebriate my ear. The police might pull me over And ask me to walk this line, I'd tell him I can't walk it but Could snort it up just fine. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Is that why you drive so fast??? LOL Because the wiggles in those lines seem to straighten out a bit if they just go by in a blur??? LOL And... *hands on hips and glaring fiercely* If you're out and about so much, Houston's THIS-away!!!! LOL I enjoyed this, sweets... it's SO good to see you posting!!! |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
why you little buckerooo, so good to see you in there...do you know I was just thinking of you and wanted to remember to email you....oh, Toe...what a read, missed your warming sense of humor... Happy Days!!!!! Hugs and thank you for writing and sharing |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toerag Glad to see your still beering and steering. Have a good one. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, Toerag DID get stopped, my friends, By patrolman Lucy Brown... Spread-eagled him against the car So she could pat him down. Since it had been ten years or so He'd felt a female touch He tried hard to control himself But it was just too much!! In his enebriated state He forgot she was the law And pulled the trooper to the ground While screaming out, "YEEHAW!!!!" His drool was dripping down her neck As Toe's hands roamed about. She smacked him with her billy club And knocked the poor boy out! Toerag's roaming days are done. There'll be no more high-steppin'. Our boy is serving twenty years For assault with a dead weapon!!!  |
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choshi Senior Member
since 2004-01-01
Posts 1184New York |
Hah......Great!!! Laughing here in the NYC rain....~P |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
LOL...at the two of you!! 'Deer sure comes back with the quick answers.. and Toe..I know that you know you never drink and drive.. for heaven's sake...pull over!!  It's SO good to read you here!!!! |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, Well judge Balladeer just gave you 20 years. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Howdy, Toe! I see you are back to entertaining the troops! ~ and you've done a darn fine job of it with this piece of pop poetry! It was not only hysterically funny ~ it was cleverly creative! ~ Or were you just "Statin' the facts, folks!"?!?!? lol  Love 'n smiles, Linda |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Good grief Toe !! Change seats with me and I'll drive !! Your still soooo bad .... yet sooo good. hugs, Chris  |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
C'mere and give this old lady a big hug will ya? That was so "you" and it's great to see you posting m'friend. I will be looking at road lines today out there, and thinking and laughing about this I am sure! |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
laughing and loving the Deer's response... M |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
I just popped in to read all of the responses you received! Your poems get some of the funniest ones. Take the poetic response by Balls of Deer!!! HeeeHaw! You two are certifiable! ~ That's why I love you both so much! ~ It takes one to know one! Like attracts like! You garbanzos are like two nuts in a shell ~ or is that "Two peas in a pod?" yuk yuk  |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Yeah, I'd be lost without the old lug....but don't tell him!!!  |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
LOL oh Toe...glad to see you are back at it..  "cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind" |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
you are incredible |
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Ratleader
since 2003-01-23
Posts 7026Visiting Earth on a Guest Pass |
I drive oblivious a lot of the time...does that count? ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸ ¸¸ºº> ~~~(¸¸ER¸¸ºº> |
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VAS Member Rara Avis
since 2000-11-16
Posts 7450Oregon |
Don't send this one to MADD. great rhythm and rhyme, even if you shouldn't do the crime...pay the fine–Guess we'd better call a "Toe"–truck and gitcha off th'road Whether on the shoal or on the shore, |
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