Open Poetry #34 |
Word-processed Chicken Edition 2004 |
Jaime Fradera Senior Member
since 2000-11-25
Posts 843Where no tyranny is tolerable |
Word-processed Chicken Edition 2004 1: I am at home And it is night. Mother is lecturing us about chicken. She tells me To stop asking for more servings Because there isn't any left. She says that what is left Will be for me, the only son. My little cousin Plays in the corner with her doll, Having nothing else to do, And nothing to eat. 2: I find Mother In the kitchen eating chicken. I think: What? ... leftovers? ... She brings me a plate of chicken, Then another, then another ... I tell her a crumby joke I overheard while at Loyola, Which I thought was a catholic school Where you weren't supposed to eat meat But did it anyway. (even though, in Waking Life I never went to school there. And I don't know I even spelled Loyola right.) 3: Eat the chicken, drink the wine Even when there isn't any. And have a good life, Even if they say you can't. After all, That's what the chicken you are eating Would be thinking. The way I figure, There are two choices: Either you eat the chicken Or ... ... And who wants to be beaten up by drumsticks, Or get ground up by gizzards? The common barnyard chicken is a fat, dumb, bird That evolution just forgot. 4: When Prince Charles came to south Texas, They served him some tamales. Just remember: You're not supposed to eat the leaves. For those folks who live in Fairbanks, Who don't know about tamales, They grow on trees. Mother Goose says chickens don’t have to lay roosters To lay eggs. Midnitesun knows the identity of Mother Goose. SC |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
BRAVO... and a knowing nod to Midnite Sun... I SO enjoyed this! |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL, I forgot about this one. Food dreams, who would have known they would wax poetic. And it would be nice if those tamales grew on trees outside your window, then you wouldn't have to venture over to King Soopers or Safeway's. How is Mother Goose these days? |
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