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Computer Contact |
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Justin Genius Member
since 2001-04-02
Posts 85 |
Computer Contact One day not long ago I felt the need to go worldwide And surf the waves of cyberspace - who knows a 'Stute web site? So off I was to find myself a megabyte computer, To change myself into a crazy internet polluter. I can't recall I had such fun since camp some years ago, It isn't very oft the Doc allows an outdoor show. What happened next I do not know, but it was unforeseen, 'Cause unexpectedly a form appeared upon my screen. I had no clue of what to do, so I just signed my name And gave specifications on my genius and fame; Described myself as huggable, good looking, quite the man, And muscled too, not to forget the leader of a clan. I hit the enter button thinking this would satisfy The person who was curious to all this stuff of my. Can you imagine how I felt next day reading my mail, It wasn't curiosity but Dating Service Gayle! They thanked me for my interest and said I soon would be. "A hit for sure, no doubt about it – you just wait and see." Computer bound I waited in suspense – well just a bit – And felt real pleased I soon would be the latest cyber hit To my surprise I got replies, I was a real success! But after reading all my mail poor Justin was a mess! Some wanted marriage, some a child and some were quite obscene So I replied to all of them without making a scene: "A little note from Justin Genius to set things straight, For all those who seek marriage: I'm the wrong guy I'm afraid! And I'm not Chip & Dale," I said, "Although they're family, I cannot render services of nuts exclusively. And neither am I ready to start fatherhood real soon, As crazy as I am, that's for a different type of Loon. So if you want what I can't be, I’m not the man you seek, All other Miss Behavin' may reply within a week." No need to say I hoped this Dude would find some peace and quiet From all these ladies in distress I secretly desired. But then I got an e-mail, speed delivery and all, Here's what it said – I keep it hanging on my bedroom wall. "My name is Sue – How do you do? Let's meet next week or so! I loved your latest profile, not the usual you know. I do not need obscenity, nor marriage or a child; I'd like to meet new friends, if possible a little wild." So Sue Howdoyoudo and I have set a date next week And only time will tell if I'm a freak or just unique. Now wish me all the luck I need, so I can carry on; I promise I will give you folks an update later on. Justin Genius |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
Grinning here, please keep us updated. |
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Michelle_loves_Mike
since 2003-12-20
Posts 1189Pennsylvania |
Best wishes on meeting a new friend,,,,,I met my Mikey on line,,,,,and love was found,,,,,please be careful,,,,,never know when Cupid will strike, lol Michelle To be held, is all I ask...... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
My, oh my, you're quite a guy! Sounds like Sue will be into you! Yes, please do keep us posted! ~ and may you not be romancing a stone! lol  EA |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
keep us up on the progress |
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DawnG
since 2000-06-23
Posts 1494United States |
Yes, this is too funny Justin. I can't believe you have all those brothers and not one of them has taught you how to use a computer. I'm glad you found a nice sounding lady out of it all, and I'm looking forward to hearing about the date. You do know what to do on a date I hope? LOL. |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
Very entertaining poem, Justin! Will be curious what follows.........hugs, jo |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Oh-oh! Remember "A Boy Named Sue?" Cute Justn Genius. |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Hey Justin, I think I might know Sue Howdoyoudo. Maybe I could put in a good word or two for you. T-hee-hee |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
Cute! Good luck to ya! Nice to have you here. Enjoyed your poem and the humor. misc'e |
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CMGrimm Senior Member
since 2000-02-14
Posts 685USA |
this is funny... chris Never be a carbon copy of anybody...make your own impressions. - ANON. |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
The softness and sensuality of written words can often bring to us a rush uncompared. Good luck on the endeavor....may she be as she portrays herself.... |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Loved the poem, but can't believe they let you surf the web. Please watch out, for this may be the, "Boy Named Sue". |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
This is a cute one for sure. But I'm like the others HeeHee "A Boy Named Sue." You never know who you will meet.This person may have long blond hair, tight jeans turn around and have a long beard. See Ya BonBon  |
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Justin Genius Member
since 2001-04-02
Posts 85 |
Holy Moose! I best check that email from the dating service! I'm sure it said "Dating Service Gayle" and not "Gay"! Thanks for reading and replying folks. Now Justin has to get ready for his date tomorrow... Where's Doc's orange vest when you need it? Brave enough to enter lunacy? |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
LOLOLOLOL.... Somehow, the world looks just a little bit brighter when the 'stute gang finds the crayolas! *S* Keep us updated! *S* |
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