He Will....She Didn't! (Duet with Gentle Spirit)

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Magnus

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since 2001-10-10

Posts 14135
South Carolina, USA

0 posted 2004-09-01 07:49 PM

He Will, She Didn't....(Battle of the Sexes w/Gentle Spirit)

When HE is home, from work or elsewhere... this is not how it is supposed to go... (and she thinks
I will play fair) post a poem based upon
equality... and admit to possible wrongdoings in
past lives!

.....NOT.....

~ ~ ~

The seat is dry, I left it down...
So fluff your skirt, chill out the frown!
The bills are paid, the lawn is mowed,
woulda helped if you could have showed.

I was too tired, for goodness sake,
all night long you kept me awake.
Your whining is not what I need.
I've done my daily wifely deeds!

The deed we did was for the house.
Ya think I is a small brown mouse.
I kept ya up cause you owed me
my dinner hot... most certainly!!!

Dessert was craved, I thought you would,
you looked at me, misunderstood.
You'd think my life was celibate,
I thought you were my wifely mate!

Celibate? Hah! You are crazy!
You forget, you're too darn lazy.
You know I tried, was just last night.
All you wanted to do was fight.

Don't you talk about your despair
I could not find you anywhere.
I went to bed, again ALONE...
whilst you tried to find your way home!

The phone...it rang, till I did yell,
for that reason is all I'll tell.
Alone you slept by your own choice
exercising that rude loud voice.

So, if ya want to make a date
I suggest you chill out and wait
cause tomorrow is bowling night
and my form has to be just right.

Oh Lordy yes, the guys come first
I hope you bowl your very worst
so I guess I'll just go to bed
and rest my tired, coiffed weary head.

Another time? I think you not!
Now you have gotten me really hot.
It's not about givin you joy!
I need a man, not just a BOY.

And you know that it's just not true!
you know I'm still in love with you
even though you are such a slouch
who won't get his butt off the couch

The couch is fine, I don't abhor
for then I will not hear the snore.
And, I know I'm your number one
even on nights there ain't no fun!!

Susan
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since 2004-03-27

Posts 5104
walking the surreal

1 posted 2004-09-01 07:56 PM

Heheheheh - this is soooo funny - really cute you guys.

Susan

'course in my house, I carry the majority of the "tools" including my bullwhip - mwahaha, no slouching around here! tee hee. just joshin.

Happiness isn't something that happens to you, it's created from within you. Joy is a state of mind.

Nightshade

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since 2001-08-31

Posts 13962
just out of reach

2 posted 2004-09-01 07:58 PM

Good one you two !!!

Magnus

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since 2001-10-10

Posts 14135
South Carolina, USA

3 posted 2004-09-01 08:02 PM

Sheesh,  I didn't ask her if she had any of
your favorite tools in her house...ooops!

Thanx bunches Susan,  It was a blast writing
this with a formidable opponent...

Chris,  glad you got a laugh from this.  I
am sure Sis will too.  And the email was
hilarious!!  Thanx for the laugh.

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

4 posted 2004-09-01 09:13 PM

Funtastic you two!
Thanks for the chuckles tonight...

Now perhaps you will du-et again soon?
Hugs to you both!

~ Summer can't be over...
I still have the sand in my shoes. ~

Sunshine

Administrator

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since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

5 posted 2004-09-01 09:25 PM

This must ring loud and true in so MANY households! Heck, it even brought to mind the movie Fried Green Tomatoes! Great job, you sparring partners, er, I mean, true dueters!

Magnus

Member Laureate

since 2001-10-10

Posts 14135
South Carolina, USA

6 posted 2004-09-01 09:32 PM

Nance,  good to see you back on the blue,
and happy you got a laugh from this...we did
too...was fun.  Donna knows the game very
well...

KJ,  I kinda figured this would remind you
of something...me too!  Easy to write about
real life...sometimes too easy!

Gentle Spirit
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since 2000-10-09

Posts 13989

7 posted 2004-09-01 09:37 PM

thanking you all very much, and still chuckling here. Barry, it was a pleasure!
A few reasons as to why I am now single come to mind quickly when I re-read this!

It was truly a delight to dual in duet with you sir!

passing shadows
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since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

8 posted 2004-09-02 04:49 AM

too cute

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

9 posted 2004-09-02 08:58 AM

LOL... What a great dual/duet! *S* This scene is probably a familiar one in many households! *S* Enjoyed the sparring! *S*

LeeJ
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since 2003-06-19

Posts 13296

10 posted 2004-09-02 09:07 AM

yup yup, I suppose there are those times when words wear boxing gloves

Cute poem...to both of you

Greeneyes

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since 2000-09-09

Posts 9903
In Your Poetic Mind

11 posted 2004-09-02 10:08 AM

such insight....wonderfully done with much humor....

I don’t want the world to see me
cause I don’t think that they’d understand
When everything’s made to be broken I just want you to know who I am

Gentle Spirit
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since 2000-10-09

Posts 13989

12 posted 2004-09-03 07:19 AM

lol...thanks everyone!
Hey Barry, like that new pic too!
Thanks for the dualing duet!

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