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The Girl Of His Dreams
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The Girl Of His Dreams |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
He's been lonely for some time now, No love for Balladeer Has gone to bed alone so long And his beer is mostly tears. But things are looking up Thanks to his pal Toe He introduced old Balladeer To a gal LongJohn had known She isn't much to look at Her personality 'don't' glow, Bally met her backstage On the Jerry Springer show. She's mean-not lean and speaks her mind, Has a dynamite left hook Two or three teeth missing And she too wrote a book. |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
hey Toe, good morning to ya...  I cannot wait to read his reply to this un...hehehehe, you guys are way to cool,not to mention, funny.... Thank you for writing and sharing |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toerag Is that any way to speak of the love of his life? Some times I wonder about you. LOL |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Sy....they have so much in common?...That's what I was trying to stress here?....Both have little or no personality, both have a book and teeth out..neither are very lean?.. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
What a beautiful love story! Love wins out in the end! I suppose it's true what they say, "Like attracts like!" She's got it made! If she attracts flies or has crabs, Balls of Deer can get rid of the infestations for her! ~ and he's singing pretty with her because she can fight all his battles for him! Yeppers! A match made in Hades! Toe, this was very, very funny! ~ and Dear Balladeer, I was just a jokin' with ya! I luvs ya! ~ and I know you're man enough to stand up on your own four feet! lol  You are both sweety pies in my book! ~ the Bible! lol Linda  |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... It's SO nice to know he won't be lonely! LOL Of course... he may not be breathing if he steps out of line! LOL Enjoyed this volley very much! *S* |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Toe.. nice of you to fix him up. I'm sure he gets pretty lonely.. why else would he be playing with his putter so much? |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
Toe, love your humor. Haven't seen Longjohn or Balladeer on as much lately. Where have they been? Glad you hooked Mr. Balladeer up with someone of such grace and eloquence. (Not everyone can author a book, right?) Enjoyed today's chuckle. miscellanea |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
 Watching......this thread will be a fun one to watch! Up we go. |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
That's what friends are for Toe, to help each other in difficult times LOL, Balladeer will be very pleased, I'm sure. Our Ball hooked up to a gal...perfect! Titia  Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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Pell Member
since 2001-09-16
Posts 134Pacific NW |
LOL! Backstage at Jerry Springer ? I'm sorry I missed that episode(but not very) lol. So happy for Balladeer, sounds like he's been needing a caddy. |
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Soleil Noir Senior Member
since 2001-12-19
Posts 688USA |
I do so enjoy giggling with you, Toe! |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
She sounds interesting to say the least Toe. Perhaps she has a single girlfriend so that you and 'deer can double date.  You're sooooooo bad! LOL. hugs, Chris |
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Startime55 Member Elite
since 2003-04-05
Posts 2148Alberta, Canada |
LOL...Oh my, here we go again...I LOVE IT!!!! |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
Jerry sure has 'em, don't he? |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Hey, Toe! Don;t talk that way about My girlfriend Six-Pack Katie. She may not have much class But she IS a handy lady. If I get disrespected She's right there by my side And if ya wanna call me names You better run and hide! Don't need no bottle opener When my sweet Katie's here. Let you tiny mind imagine How she opens up my beer. When we go out together On her head she puts a bag, Says she's embarrassed looking like Her fat old man Toerag!! Toerag, yore an evil man. You disrespect me on my BIRTHDAY! How dare you be so vicious. I'd always thought better of you...well, acutally, I didn't Good to see ya back in form, twiddle-de-dumb. |
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Suetang Member Ascendant
since 2001-03-07
Posts 5187Melbourne, Australia |
lol.....what a classic! It sounds like she's a real looker!!lol Take care........Sue I am in motion |
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MGROVES
since 2004-02-01
Posts 3802california |
:roflmao: |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Six pack Katie?...I thought you were still dating switchblade Susie?.....I love it when you write them love pomes Bal.... |
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