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Kevin Taylor Member
since 1999-12-23
Posts 185near Vancouver, BC, Canada 
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. Psychiatree (a satire in verse) Psychiatree (That's Me. EMM.DEE.) The accent's on the silent P I read it in a book, you see - (the Holy DSM IV) But did I hear you say you're SANE? Well, have you met your reptile brain? Just plug this in while I explain... OOooohhhh! kill a soul mend a hate electroshock and maybe rape AAAaaaaahhh! O what to do? My day's half done... We'll educate! With Ritalin! Oh Glory Me! Not vita-mines!! We can't have that you filthy swine Did I say that? (you stupid kine) [ kine: old word for cows ] I must have said "You're drooling fine!" Now back to work.. no time to waste... my quotas must be met post-haste! OOooohhhh! kill a soul mend a hate electroshock and maybe rape AAAaaaaahhh! -These patients all have such poor taste.. Already lunch? I'll have some brain! I do so love my sex with pain! again again again AGAIN!! You're drooling from your ears again.. I thought you said that you were sane! But back to work... I've kids to screw! Did I say that? IT ISN'T TRUE! (They must read minds - I'll kill them too!) OOooohhhh! kill a soul mend a hate electroshock and maybe rape AAAaaaaahhh! I'm-hearing-what-you're-telling-me I'mhereingwhatyou'retellingme merinwutchurtelinme.. Of course I heard! You said some words.. Listen? They don't even rhyme! So just make sure you're dead on time.. Take these.. What? Did I say dead? (That Prozac's gone straight to your head.) Of course I did! Cuz Death's such fun! The only Cure for EVERYONE! I'm good as Wundt! O what a Day! In fact, I'm God I'm proud to say. So as I lay my brain to sleep I pray myself some oundt to *bleep* (Did I say oundt? O Glory Me! Just change the o and drop the d.) Kevin "Poetry is, at once, what you get... and how you got there." |
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Isis Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-06
Posts 6296Sunny Queensland |
I am closing this, I will email Kevin with an explanation. Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely. ~Isis~ (Sovereign of the Spirit) |
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