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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2004-05-05 07:35 AM

(To be read after reading Balladeer's fine poem: God Bless The Golfers"

Whizzin in the woods
While hunting for your balls
The men's rooms now the whole wide world
Not just down the hall.

But I've heard is said, and think I've read
There's a "Tiger" in them "Woods"
And "crouching" down, near that ground
Is a hazard to your goods..

If you drink beer at every hole
And play a round straight thru
You'll surely need a forest green
To pass a quart or two.

'Deer' eats beans between the greens,
And boiled eggs in 'roughs'
Then hides behind a southern pine
To do his private stuff.

Then one time not long ago
No trees were near for 'Deer'
So he wound up-hit the cup,
His first 'hole-in-one' in years.

muted

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since 2004-01-15

Posts 2949
Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving

1 posted 2004-05-05 09:06 AM

oh good grief!! LOL

Sunshine

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since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

2 posted 2004-05-05 09:08 AM

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 2004-05-05 09:23 AM

LOL... There ya go... telling all his secrets again! LOL

Pilgrimage
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since 2001-12-04

Posts 3945
Texas, USA

4 posted 2004-05-05 09:55 AM

ROTFL

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

Marge Tindal

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since 1999-11-06

Posts 42384
Florida's Foreverly Shores

5 posted 2004-05-05 10:48 AM

ToeMan~

This one is SOLID GOLD~

*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost,
the spirit rejoices over what it has left.
- Sufi epigram <))><

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LeeJ
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since 2003-06-19

Posts 13296

6 posted 2004-05-05 12:55 PM

LOL!

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

7 posted 2004-05-05 01:35 PM

Heh heh....too much!

ThisDiamond
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since 2002-02-22

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Michigan, USA

8 posted 2004-05-05 03:50 PM

Oh Man!

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

9 posted 2004-05-05 10:31 PM

There are few things in this wide world
Which can be termed more foul
Than being plagued on fairways by
The movement of a bowel!

The clubhouse is two miles away.
The port-o-lets all stink.
What can one do with all the beer
That one was forced to drink?

Hunters all know what to do.
So did Lewis and Clark.
We take a trip into the woods
And wet a little bark.

Our nutrients blend in with the soil
No water wasted flushing.
With only guys around no need
For any silly blushing.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep
All through the brush the golfers creep
With miles to go before they sleep..
Wirh miles to go before they sleep..

swatcatpettus
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since 2004-04-12

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CA