May 5th....(You Won't Learn This On The History Channel)

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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

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Ala bam a

0 posted 2004-05-04 05:55 PM

Do you remember the Titanic,
The movie has brought it fame,
The loss of life was tragic,
But did ya hear about the Mayonnaise?

Hellman's Mayonnaise was from England,
The Titanic had twelve thousand jars,
It was lost in the sinking,
Sandwich lovers grieved afar.

The whole world mourned at the loss,
"How would we make salads with our potatoes?"
So they made a day of mourning,
And called it "Sinko de Mayo."

serenity blaze
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since 2000-02-02

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1 posted 2004-05-04 06:17 PM

shaking my head

*groan and grin* toe...

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

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Canada eh.

2 posted 2004-05-04 06:18 PM

Toe, you are too too much!

Hugs YOU!

~ Lost in you, I found myself. ~

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

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Realms of Light

3 posted 2004-05-04 06:25 PM

Oh, Toe, that was one SICKO de Mayo story! ~ but clever! lol

EA

Opeth
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since 2001-12-13

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The Ravines

4 posted 2004-05-04 07:22 PM

lol...

Marge Tindal

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since 1999-11-06

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Florida's Foreverly Shores

5 posted 2004-05-04 07:23 PM

Oh mayo !
I fell for it !

I nominate you Mayo-r ToeRag for the day !
You clever fellow you~
*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost,
the spirit rejoices over what it has left.
- Sufi epigram <))><

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Susan
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since 2004-03-27

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walking the surreal

6 posted 2004-05-04 08:48 PM

This was incredibly funny and inventive -- tee hee and tee hee again! Thanks for the smile.

Susan

Balladeer

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7 posted 2004-05-04 09:05 PM

You have DEFINITELY escaped from the Mayo Clinic!!

Local Rebel
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since 1999-12-21

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Southern Abstentia

8 posted 2004-05-04 09:36 PM

*rimshot*

Elizabeth Santos
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since 1999-11-08

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Pennsylvania

9 posted 2004-05-04 09:45 PM

Mayo clinic - LOL

Hey thanks for that hilarious response to my poem Said the Bee to the Flower":

"The bee is such a busy soul
He has no time for birth control
That is why in times like these
There are so many "son's of bees"...

You make life more fun!
Love you
Liz

MGROVES

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since 2004-02-01

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california

10 posted 2004-05-04 09:50 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! I NEEDED THIS LAUGH. you are too cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

muted

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since 2004-01-15

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Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving

11 posted 2004-05-05 04:10 AM

you are waaaaaaayyyy toooo funny!

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

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Louisiana

12 posted 2004-05-05 09:17 AM

I was thinking of this poem earlier this week... hoping you'd post it again. *S* Thanks for the grins... they're both needed and appreciated! *S*

Sudhir Iyer
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since 2000-04-26

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Mumbai, India : now in Belgium

13 posted 2004-05-05 09:40 AM

nice... FIVE-O-FIVE

regards
sudhir

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