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A Frugal Guide To Valentines
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A Frugal Guide To Valentines |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Saturday's for Valentines From the bottom of your heart, Show your love how much ya care, And head out to your K-mart. Let her pick out the "special" card, One that she'll adore, Read it there, then put it back, You'll save two bucks or more. Then wait there patiently, For a sale to start, Perhaps a "blue light" special, On chocolate covered hearts. Then take her out to supper, (A dinner just for two), Perhaps Big Mac or Krystals, It's really up to you. Then cruise thru a graveyard, (Flowers are always nice), Grab a bottle of Mad Dog, (It's quite tasty over ice) Tell her how much ya love her, On this Valentine's day, Your check account will flourish, (But don't bet on any "leg"..) [This message has been edited by Toerag (02-03-2004 05:31 PM).] |
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KristieSue
since 2003-01-31
Posts 1460PA, US |
hmmmm...I think my reply would be how much cheaper it would be to not have a gf AT ALL! hrumph! LOL |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
Yeah, the only leg you'll be getting, will be in a bucket of KFC...  Toerag, this was hilarious! Thanks for the crack up!  |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
Bad Toe~~~~ouch ~smiling~ M |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
oh, i bet she has no "leg" for ya, but certainly she'll have a "finger". LMAO! u always make me laugh!  |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Yanno, Toe... I can't understand why so many K-marts have closed... when you keep sending them business? LOL Of course... those guys who take your advice probably get the business end of a broom when they get home, learn their lesson and shop elsewhere... once they can walk again? *G* ROFL... enjoyed the read! *S* |
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BluesSerenade Member Patricius
since 2001-10-23
Posts 10549By the Seaside |
Better yet, why not buy her something really really special, like her very own toerag!! She's gonna love ya for this!!! |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Look! Ain't that Toerag special? Most any gal would pardon Even the cheapest V-Day gift From Toerag with his heart on.  |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
What woman wouldn't feel special after all that??? believe in what your heart feels... |
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Grover Senior Member
since 2004-01-27
Posts 1967London, ON, Canada |
Amusing... Grover. |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles in delight) Or you can walk out on an outside mall in front of someone playing the harpsichord and get free concert entertainment there for serenade! (smiles) Just another suggestion for the free Valentines date, yay, God Bless You, this is so cute, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing! May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "You'll find something that's enough to keep you |
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McLean Member
since 2004-01-05
Posts 484state of marital bliss |
You are a nutcase, Toerag. Capital N, nutcase. But so fun to read! I hope your valentine treats you to the same kind of special day! McLean |
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steavenr Member Elite
since 2003-11-17
Posts 4058 |
I loved your very romantic poem, but got confused by all those who found it funny? Am I missing something here? I do have one bit of criticism, though...you can go to the Dollar Store and read cheaper cards...you'll save even more! duh..... |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Awwwwwww,ToeMan~ You're soooooooooooo romantically tender~ You've got one leg up on the competetion~  Slap-Happy Valentine's Day to you~ *Huglets*  ~*Marge*~ ~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost, |
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