Open Poetry #31 |
My Daughter Can Date After My Wake |
Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
It happened only yesterday, A young man came upon My porch to get permission, To take my daughter to the prom. I told this boy I'm sorry, I wouldn't loan him my old Ford, Much less my baby daughter, To go to the corner store! My reasoning is simple, Why I'd submit to neither, When I was young and rowdy, I might throw a rod in either! |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
At the risk of having her hate me, I hope it's a LONG time before your daughter can date if waiting until after your wake is the criteria! LOL LOL... nothing like remembering how YOU were as a teenager to scare you silly at the thought of her going out with one of those teenage-boy-type critters... right??? LOL |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Do you reckon there are any other up and coming Toerags?.... |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
Oh boy???? hehehhehee |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Well, Toe... your son is amazingly like you... so there could be others? LOL Better be safe than sorry! *G* |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Boy Toe you are going to let her go out at such a young age... at your WAKE age(900). Wow! Cool. Are you sure? Maybe she should wait a little longer. LOL See Ya Toe Bon-Bon |
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Grover Senior Member
since 2004-01-27
Posts 1967London, ON, Canada |
You're a funny man, Toe!!! |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
hehehehehehe....I gotta let my ex husband see this |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
I was following you right up until that last line! What did you mean by "I might throw a rod in either"? EA |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
This is the exact reason why your daughter and I have kept our feelings secret. We knew you wouldn't understand. Talk to you soon, er, dad? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Well, to be honest with ya 'Deer..you're one of the few people I'd trust my daughter with... |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Damn....ya hit a soft spot there. Thank you, Buzz |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
I love honest writing, and I believe this might have been! ROTFWL ! ! ! |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space |
Subtle..lol |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
when it comes to dating daughters you're on the faithful track a father does what he must do to keep her from the sack but in your undertaking you're a reapin what you've sowed it aint a daughter you've to lose but the gaining of new Toe's |
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Artic Wind Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 8080Realm of Supernatural |
Enjoyed ARCTIC WIND |
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