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Toerag
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0 posted 2004-04-08 06:04 PM



Balladeer's So Frugal



I found this lovely photo
Of my dear friend Balladeer,
We all know that he's frugal,
But this is really weird.

Seems he shops at Walmart
Went to buy some briefs,
Saw the price and said: "Hell No!
These bags they have for free!"






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Earth Angel
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1 posted 2004-04-08 06:07 PM


Well this takes the cake! And I don't mean "beef"cake! lol ~ but I must say this, I think he looks adorable!

Sending his smilin' face a kiss! lol

to two of my fav Pip guys!
Linda

Bonnie j
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2 posted 2004-04-08 07:05 PM


You just to bad Toe. Heehee
Bon

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3 posted 2004-04-08 07:17 PM


omg...that is too funny
Corinne
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4 posted 2004-04-08 07:18 PM


Oh you, you Toe, you!

Poor'Deer's head pasted on that man's body with garbage bag! You are still the bad boy! You know what happens to bad boys, don't you?
They get spanked! hahaha!

Hope all is well with you.


Corinne

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5 posted 2004-04-08 07:26 PM


Toe...I got to hand it to you, this is a masterpiece for sure...Paul.
I hope you don't let the cat ahhhh I mean the Deer out of the bag.

"To share my poems with you is to share my heart with you"

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6 posted 2004-04-08 07:30 PM


2 funny a true walmart'r!!!
bernie

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Bernie Slicker

nakdthoughts
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7 posted 2004-04-08 07:30 PM


If I hadn't met him in real, I wouldn't have believed this picture ....hahaha  so funny!!!

what a nice friend you are to share this with us all.

M

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8 posted 2004-04-08 08:55 PM


Make out your will and get yore affairs in order, you cretin!!! This is blasphemous! (I'll e-mail you the definition of that word)

I'm gonna put my thinking cap on and get you back for this one. Only problem is that, no matter what I come up with, I don't think it will match this for being so disgustingly....clever!   This was masterful, you dog...

Uh, Maurine, if you hadn't met me personally, you wouldn't have believed this pic??? Meaning since you met me personally, you DO believe this pic??


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9 posted 2004-04-08 09:01 PM



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10 posted 2004-04-08 09:16 PM


You know....my heart actually did a little flutter when I saw that pic!
Toe, you need to be spanked...ummm...I take that back. But, you do need a time out. Go to your corner!  
Happy Easter you rascal! Chris

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11 posted 2004-04-08 09:31 PM




*giggling* quietly~


~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost,
the spirit rejoices over what it has left.
- Sufi epigram <))><

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nakdthoughts
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12 posted 2004-04-08 09:51 PM


meaning... I think with your personality you could pull this off...

too cute..this war you guys have...can't wait to see you get even...

and that is Maureen...





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13 posted 2004-04-08 10:25 PM


well, um... somebody posed for the lower extremities... been shopping for swimwear Buzz???  

(hey, I better watch out.. I could be next)

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14 posted 2004-04-08 11:38 PM


OMG Toe



if you were near i'd give ya a little because this is just toooo funny....



deer darlin?, I could loan ya a buck or two... or I have plenty of wal mart bags I could send ya....



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I hear your voice and suddenly
I'm falling, lost in a dream
The echo of our souls meet
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Toerag
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15 posted 2004-04-09 07:28 AM


Thank you all for all the kind replies and to Margie....this is actually LongJohn's body with Bally's head....LOL
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16 posted 2004-04-09 08:04 AM


well.. frugal indeed..seems you bagged on Deer again... and won... lol


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17 posted 2004-04-09 08:22 AM


ROFL!!


I love it..........

Hard to believe that man's a poet ain't it?

Eric

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Just answerin the call
Kinda driftin away from it all~~~~~

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18 posted 2004-04-09 08:33 AM


ROFLMAO... Just when I think it doesn't get any better... you up the ante! LOL I don't think I'll ever look at my Walmart bags quite the same! *G* Absolutely classic!!!
WhtDove
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19 posted 2004-04-09 09:07 AM


  Toe! *shaking my head* you are the master!  LOL

Go get em buddy!  

So Deer...is this what they call an old bag?  LOL  

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20 posted 2004-04-09 09:59 AM


oh geez.....this is way tooo funny
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21 posted 2004-04-09 11:11 AM


Balladeer he is my friend,
And I'll love him to the end.
But Toerag ratted him out,
And is behaving as a lout.

Then again if the picture didn't exist,
Toerag would have been able to resist.
Besides I love him too,
What's a man to do?

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

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22 posted 2004-04-09 08:44 PM


Toe,
   What would we do without you?  You always make us smile (well, most of us---I don't know about Balladeer or LngJhn.  They may be too busy plotting against you.  This should be veryyyyyy interesting.  Darling write and photo.
           Sadie

Penomous Verson
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23 posted 2004-04-09 09:49 PM


i cant tell which is funniest of the three..

your verse, the picture.. or your friends name

love & respect
PenVerse

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