Open Poetry #31 |
Walking Upright Among The Spam |
dingusjr Member
since 2003-09-24
Posts 415Missouri |
She looked healthy enough As her long delicate fingers Lovingly caressed the can of Spam. She couldn't decide between The regular, lite, turkey or smoked. Two cans went into her basket One came out..and back and forth. She appeared to be on a diet Of fat and salt that only Cubed cans of gelatinous meat Could satisfy. Never mind the baby at home craving creamed carrots, Or hubby at work with a juicy steak on his mind. Finally she moved on with At least a dozen shining cans of mystery meat in the basket. The Hormel people would be proud. Believe me... It was a sad day for the Armour Treet Left still on the shelf.. Taking comfort from a neighboring jar Of Penrole Pickled Eggs. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... You have just described Balladeer's dream woman... especially if she also cleaned the shelves of vienna sausages! *G* I enjoyed this! *S* |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
This is cute with a vivid imagination working. I like spam once in a while. Fried crisp and tender. See Ya Bon-Bon |
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Sadelite Member Elite
since 2003-10-11
Posts 2519 |
I chuckle. This is very imaginative and well written. Thank you for snatching away my winter blahs! |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Suthern is so right...back to the top with you! |
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BluesSerenade Member Patricius
since 2001-10-23
Posts 10549By the Seaside |
decisions, decisions! Those cravings are enough to drive a girl mad! Fun poem dingusjr~ |
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sea_of_okc Senior Member
since 1999-06-15
Posts 568Oklahoma City, OK, USA |
Too funny! I still gag when I think of the SPAM sandwiches my Mom used to make... |
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