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Car 54 Where Are You?..A.P.B. LongJohn The Sailor
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Car 54 Where Are You?..A.P.B. LongJohn The Sailor |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I just heard the news, Can't believe what's on! The police have set up roadblocks For that Scalawag LongJohn. They say that rotten LongJohn, Hi-jacked a panel van It was loaded with Viagra, A crime he had well planned. They've got an all points bulletin, They even questioned Ron For that-now "hardened" criminal, The one they call LongJohn. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Oh, sailor??? Yoo-hoo???? I'm a little short of cash... how much are you offering to those of us who know your ways to stay quiet? *G* |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
ahahahahahaha, that's a good one, Toe!!! |
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Youngatheart Member
since 2003-12-30
Posts 333 |
GREAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Say is there a REWARD for this nasty criminal? Cause I'm broke and want to make a quick buck. I have my fish net in hand already to capture that ole boy when he goes a flyin' by. See Ya Bon-Bon  |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
Well, I'm sure that when these crooks are caught, they will receive... stiff penilties! I’m trying to remember which one of you guys was aghast at the outrageous price of $10.00 a pill! And then the wife said, “Hey $20.00 a year isn’t that bad! And then we heard that she muttered to the lady next in line, “Yeah, it’s just like Disneyland, you wait a whole hour, for a 2 minute ride!” And then Toe said, "I've been using this stuff for a week and NOTHING! These are the worst suppositories I've ever used!" Toe, I really didn’t think that you we’re this hard up for a laugh? But whatever... Geesh!    |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Now Bonnie....a good lookin guy like LongJohn, a truckload of Viagra...are you sure you're not going to catch him, and turn him "in"side out? |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
This calls for a response, Toe - and we all KNOW who the poem is going to be about. Don't we? |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
glad to have you around  |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
The sailor has some high friends...he'll probably get away with some soft jail time  Keep a stiff, er, upper lip, LongJohn |
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