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chasing rain
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0 posted 2005-06-21 02:41 AM


I sincerely apologize...I had to get this out of my "system".

--Leah

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PASS THE T.P.
An Insomniac's Poem

I came upon a toilet trail
a trail I never knew
I walked upon a sticky road
a sticky road of poo
WHAT SORT OF STAIN COULD BE THIS FAR
SO FAR FROM ITS OWN HOME?
A bum beside the road piped up and said
"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
I stepped aside, apologized
For being so very crude
But once I stepped, I soon regret
To say the bum had pooed.
WHAT THE HELL? I cried in horror
At the mess and stink he made
"Metamucil works, and exlax too
And it's worth the money I paid."
I quickly held my nose and left
That awful smelly trail
And let me say, without a doubt
This is one god-awful tale.

--

© Copyright 2005 chasing rain - All Rights Reserved
I_dont_know_me
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1 posted 2005-06-21 06:02 AM


hah! i love it, great job
Larry C
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2 posted 2005-06-21 10:44 AM


hahaha...ooooooooooohh!

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

lexus
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since 2005-06-21
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3 posted 2005-06-21 02:44 PM


Hi I'm Lexus,

I'm a new member here.I like this poem.it's different,i've never really read anything like this.It's pretty  good.e-mail me back if u want.

P.S. maybe u can read sum of my stuff when i post it

lexus

fearing-laughter
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4 posted 2005-06-23 04:47 PM


*shakes head sadly...

haha just kidding.

it made me laugh

bergundy

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Match
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since 2002-07-01
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5 posted 2005-06-24 01:45 PM


It was funny. Liked It very much I did.

Im sorry i've failed you all.

aaron woodside
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6 posted 2006-02-02 04:13 PM


Leah.  I doubt this will bump it, but come back and post more!

This was funny.     Laters

and I'm still stealing your Constructive Critiques message.  I love it.

Aaron Woodside

XxnoraxX
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7 posted 2006-02-03 05:06 PM


lol hahaha. this is rly funny.  it reminds me of those poems- the alice in wonderland ones.  lol good job i was laughing sooo hard.  


XxnoraxX

Fading Away
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8 posted 2006-04-07 07:06 PM


It is GREAT to see your humor about!  Thank you making me laugh out loud!  I miss you and hope you are doing well.  Keep writing...

Loving the Read,
Jennifer

((behind this fuzzy haze I can see that we are coffee and milk mixed, perfect, but not for everyone.))

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9 posted 2006-04-07 08:55 PM


lol! that was funny. adind some life to the teen section.

                   Jessica

aliway
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since 2006-03-05
Posts 185
With in your eyes
10 posted 2006-04-08 02:39 PM


Great poem
LoL, it was so funny and fun

Love to read more

*leah

chasing rain
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since 2001-05-15
Posts 737
Canada
11 posted 2006-04-15 01:42 AM


Haha, wow.

I must've been on crack when I wrote this.

Hi everyone!

Fading Away- I must be going insane, but I thought your name was Marie...

Aaron, you should stop it with the "drop-in-for-2-seconds-and-then-drop-out-and-disappear-for-a-million-years" act. It's getting old! :P

Speaking of old...I am not longer a teen. So don't expect to see much of this old geezer anytime soon. Hah!

--Leah

aaron woodside
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since 2001-09-26
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12 posted 2007-04-10 01:00 PM


Lol,  yeah I know, but is'nt it so much fun to find these new messages posted on old old threads.  

And I could have sworn her name was Marie too...

~XxMz.NerdyRockstarxX~
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13 posted 2011-01-14 08:42 PM


LOL i love that

~XxExpect Nothing N You'll Never Get HurtxX~

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