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JenniferMaxwell
since 2006-09-14
Posts 2423 |
wanted: life partner must have sense of humor an admiration for the theater of the absurd high tolerance for high drama and mood swings unlashed to the mast of reason must tread softly over the carpet of raw emotions the pile of tender sensibilities left undisturbed and unbruised have an appreciation for the covered furniture in undusted rooms all baggage must be checked demons and addictions left down by the gate dragons must be locked up securely with their tongues of fire slaked. no age discrimination still breathing is a must requirement sex though tempting is optional for the two week trial period of employment interviews will be held beginning in 2022 no cousins funny uncles or neocons need bother to apply |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
this made my day~~softly laughing~~ still curious as to the countdown  M |
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moonbeam
since 2005-12-24
Posts 2356 |
Oh well, that rules out practically everyone at PiP, especially Ballydear and moi Very clever and hilarious Jenn. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
"still breathing is a must requirement sex though tempting is optional for the two week trial period of employment interviews will be held beginning in 2022 no cousins funny uncles or neocons need bother to apply" *chuckling* A little dark humor is delightful with Chardonnay...like liver with a nice Chianti!  |
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JenniferMaxwell
since 2006-09-14
Posts 2423 |
Thanks for your kind comments. Your resumes have all been moved to the top of the pile.  |
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