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Toilet Paper Thief |
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River Senior Member
since 2003-09-16
Posts 627my own little world |
ok, I know this isn't deep and dark and all that, but I figure some of us should lighten up anyways! Sitting in the Chinese Kung pow inhaling my spaghetti and meatballs, a Japanese dude ran inside the bathroom wait, the woman’s bathroom! eyebrows cocked I was a little shocked next pulsing second trap an armload, holy crap! Toilet paper trailing behind as he ransacked the bushes the trees outside I hurt so hard from laughing I cried ‘cuz in the newspaper was: “Toilet paper attacks the town and missing from Kung Pow!” I met the toilet paper thief one day in a restaurant for royal cows he recognized me right away and said, “I know you from pow!” He told me the fuzz had stolen his fun he was only making a demonstration for the liberation of freedom independent Pow Chung Cows And milky way wood leaves. So the next day I went to Chung Chow I went to the bathroom and came out with toilet paper In the newspaper next day, behold! “Freedom for all of the independent Punk Chow Cows after new toilet paper thief oragami’s the trees!” |
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EveGnosis Member
since 2002-02-21
Posts 300New York, USA |
what an impressive change of pace! and not only extremely humorous, but so gosh darn crafty that it reaks of being a "fave"! love, love, loved it! i'll always need a friend, one i can defend. |
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green_itchy_stuff Senior Member
since 2003-06-26
Posts 1929New Caney, Tx |
Yeah. Those good old cows. lol. But I have to agree. Nothing beats charmin in the trees. -GIS He has made everything beautiful in its own time. -Ecclesiastes 3:11 |
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