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A Woman's Thoughts (Educational LOL)
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A Woman's Thoughts (Educational LOL) |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio 
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A Woman’s Thoughts Now I have a friend his poor mind is in a mixed up state of confusion. In his class of psychology one-o-one they’s a teachin’ that women dress for women. Now I’m going to do my best to clear this perplexing problem of understanding women. When we dress in that little black dress, high heels, and perfume behind the ears. All that planning is for that dreamy, sexy dreamboat of a guy knocking at the front door. But! On the other hand, we could be doing this to keep your roving eyes from wondering over to that sweet young thing standing over on the other side of the room. Cause when my girl friend and I are a goin’ to the mall. I dress in jeans, sweatshirt, and tennis shoes. Even plop a hat on my head so I don’t have to comb my hair. Impressive. It’s time for that home cooked meal for that sexy dreamboat. We find out your favorite foods and then we cook and clean all day long and dress in that little black dress and a little bit of perfume behind the ears. When my girl friend comes over. I’m dressed in that same outfit jeans, sweatshirt, and tennis shoes. Tell her to go the fridge and make herself a sandwich; don’t feel like a cookin’. Whoa.....Really impressive. You dear dreamboat suggest going on a picnic. We prepare a wonderful meal of fried chicken, homemade bread, mashed potatoes with gravy, with cheese and wine for after this delightful meal. A clean and starched tablecloth of the finest material. We dress in silky slacks with a beautiful blouse of silk or short shorts with a little tank top and don’t forget a little touch of perfume behind the ears. My girl friend and I go to the zoo and decide to have a picnic. I wear jeans, sweatshirt, and tennis shoes and lets not forget a hat. Combed my hair, put a little make-up on. The picnic, a hot dog bought at the hot dog stand with a coke and if we really get wild we order French fries. Are you impressed yet? Now some of us gals do things a little differently, but basically we all do the same. Hope this helps in your perplexed state of mind and tells you whom we ladies do dress for and who we try to impress. Sure ain’t my girl friend, but for that cute little ole dreamboat a knockin’ at my front door. Love Ya Bon-Bon  [This message has been edited by Bonnie j (12-11-2003 12:25 PM).] |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
fantabulous write...smiles and hugs! Never ever did I dress for other woman! Where in the world did that come from? Just curious? |
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WannabePoet Member
since 2003-12-10
Posts 62New York USA |
LOL, very impressive write. And so so very true. My favorite outfit... Jeans and a sweatshirt, and tennis shoes. (which being from NY I call sneakers.  ) |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Bon-Bon, Either way would be fine with me. LOL Good write,  |
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icebox Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 4383in the shadows |
An entertaining read. Thank you for that. You are right that women fuss and organize nit to pick now or later, but if it is done for men, it is mostly a waste of time. Most women can produce long detailed lists (though usually unwritten) about what they want and need and expect in their interactions with men. Most men simply want someone who will show up...willin'. |
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inkedgoddess Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-19
Posts 7392Ohio |
say what you may a man will look at a woman dressed like a tomato before a woman dressed like a housefrau........puleese,girlfriend lets be real, yea, they may date the housefrau, but on first looksie, they want the tomato, which i am, of course, u 2 it appears.. to all but my husband who has the plesure of the curlers and that first morning face that shows every wrinkle in full glory......well im geting carried away here, but i loved your poetry and its passion |
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