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Response to 'Deer's Carols for Christmas
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Response to 'Deer's Carols for Christmas |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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Good King Balladeer sung to the tune of Good King Wenceslaus Once there was King Balladeer Who struggled with his rhyming. He didn't write very clear And his verses lacked good timing. But he posted anyway Despite his poor reception. We couldn't make him go away, That was our perceh-ep-tion. He tried to woo the ladies fair With his schmaltzie wording. Dragging a woman by her hair Couldn't have caused more cur-ur-sing. But he posted anyway Despite his poor reception. We couldn't make him go away, That was our perceh-ep-tion. He finally came to his undoing When he attacked poor Toe and Long John. All his womanizing and pursuing Were exposed by those he picked on. But he posted anyway Despite his poor reception. We couldn't make him go away, That was our perceh-ep-tion. heh - Ol' 'Deer will think twice before getting into the Christmas spirit around me again. |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Careful LJ.....'Deer might have something up his sleeves...all four of them.... Thanx for the chuckle... |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
 SailorMan, I love it!!Ole Deer gonna get you, though!! LOL  [This message has been edited by garysgirl (12-21-2003 11:58 PM).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
hmmmm... are you sure you're writing about Deer???? LOL Sounds a bit autobiographical? LOL I guess you know what I'll be humming all day... drat you! LOL |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
My stockings are full of such comical delight poems from John, Toe & 'Deer cheer me throughout the night! |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Ahhh you're back and I'm sitting in front row to watch the show. I'm enjoying myself already. You got me wrong there in my answer to Balladeer, I meant that because he made fun of you, he made me laugh, but wouldn't make YOU laugh. I told you, I'm always sitting in front row when you're on stage  Good to see you sailor.Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow [This message has been edited by Titia Geertman (12-22-2003 01:44 PM).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
I should have waited until after Christmas. Poor ol' 'Deer has been struggling hard enough to keep his chin up (staring at women's decolletage has permanently weakened his neck muscles). Now he's got even more incentive to walk around like that. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
King Wenceslaus is gonna crown you for this one!!!  You always were the smart one of the two of ya (which isn't saying an awful lot). Good work, you insensitive man, you! |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
I daresay that you three need a webring, with the poems linked to responses and poetic rebuttals...and reprisals. To this day, I can't get 'Toerag Boy and Blow-up Sue' out of my mind, and would definately be delighted to see the 'answer' poems. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Good job LJA....loved it.. Balladeer, you gonna let him get away with this? Keep up the good work LJA, you've got him on the run now.. I'll be looking forward to your response to this "deer"...he deserves everything you say about him.... |
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Aimster Member Elite
since 2000-02-19
Posts 4297Charlotte, NC |
well if this doesn't make one laugh right out loud, I don't know what will! Excellent witty write LJ. Watch out though, Deer will be coming soon, with a trick of his own no doubt!! Happy Holidays, Amy  "When life gives you sorrow, may you experience the spirit of laughter" |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Well done, all of you. Thanks you for defending me against that wily 'Deer. As for you, Toe - yer a troublemaker - lol. |
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