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How LongJohn Got His Name
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How LongJohn Got His Name |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
 ~* How LongJohn Got His Name *~ LongJohn has this fetish, (Looking up short skirts) Stretched his neck so many times, Three feet still didn't hurt. He could peek around sharp corners With his back against the wall, Could spot some thigh from miles away His neck's so long and tall. He peered up a plaided skirt, Could not believe his eyes What he saw just blew his mind, Thought he was gonna die. Two hairy thighs with muscles taut, Their underwear forgotten, Then he saw the guy's "bag-pipe" It was a burly Scotsman.   [This message has been edited by Toerag (12-19-2003 04:14 PM).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... You tell LJA to leave those Scotsmen alone (and let us ladies do the looking! LOL) |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Yanno Toe..you're gonna end up in hot water!  You are just too much! Hugs~ ~Let peace begin with me... |
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Steve Motuel Member
since 2003-12-19
Posts 72Bergen auf Ruegen, Germany |
Boy that did the job, a good laugh at least once a day is what the doctor orderd! Steve |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
You -- soooooo silly you -- funny, funny poem! Thanks for the afternoon wakeup! |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Dangit Toe! I was so hoping to forget that unfortunate episode. Took a long while for LJ to get his sight back after that. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
LIES!!!! I swear I never peak (very often). Great poem, though, Toe. You are something else. lol |
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