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Schmuck Luck (This is down right silly)
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Schmuck Luck (This is down right silly) |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio 
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Schmuck Luck There’s a little ole duck by the name of Schmuck Luck He knows a little ole gal who lives in Lubbock This little ole gal goes by the name Moonstruck Ole Schmuck Luck is a little awestruck One day Schmuck Luck and Moonstruck go to a potluck Schmuck Luck gets sick and upchucks Moonstruck is a little dumbstruck Cause Schmuck Luck upchucked a woodchuck Now ole Schmuck Luck goes and sits in a hammock Cause his stomach feels yuck, yuck Ole Schmuck Luck looks down Discovers he’s upchucked on his new mukluks Now ole Moonstruck is a little thunderstruck When she sees ole Schmuck Luck stompin’ around on the tussock What ya doin’ Schmuck Luck? Cleanin’ off my mukluks Cause I upchucked a woodchuck Now this story could go on and on The only thing I’ve learned Don’t try to rhyme Schmuck Luck Cause in the end you’re going to get stuck, stuck Cause your mind is once again running amuck muck you schmuck, schmuck. Love Bon-Bon  |
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Magic Solias Member
since 2003-11-08
Posts 73California, USA |
Funny wordplay. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
LOLOL!!! Cute! Cute! Cute!  (thank God you didn't use the rhyming word I wuz thinking of!  ) |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
What an entertaining and fun read! I chuckled and guffawed all the way through it! You have a delightful sense of humour, sweet 'bonbon' (candy in French!)  Love, Light, & Laughter! Linda |
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froggy Senior Member
since 2003-06-23
Posts 1893Michigan |
I Love It. Thank-you for the giggle. :-) Until he extends the circle of his compassion to all living things, |
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