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The Legend of Redneck Holler ( for Halloween,LOL)
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The Legend of Redneck Holler ( for Halloween,LOL) |
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A Romantic Heart Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-03
Posts 5496Forever In Your Heart 
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There was once a redneck named Roy, he loved Halloween since he was a little boy, Every darn near hallows eve, he would get a chew of snuff, roll up his sleeves in a cuff, He loved to tell the young'ens his frightful story when given the chance, bout a man named Devil Ance, Mean was he, so mean they burried his body far away, no one knows where to this day, maybe over yonder, I ponder... Every halloween night in canebrake holler, You could hear Devil Ance riding his horse named squaller, Devil Ance got his name by playing nasty tricks on country folk of the town, to him it was a funny game, Mean ole scoundrel was he, why even the dogs would whimper at his sight,he only came into town on his horse at night, It was there he would fill poke bags with cow manure,laughing his evil laugh smelling like the sewer, Then he would place each poke on the porch, setting it aflame, playing his darn game, Then he would knock on their doors and run, thinking and laughing having his wicked fun, People would open their doors stomping the pokes trying to put the flames out, When splat went the cow manure, all over the porch, up the britches and out, Devil Ance had a mean laugh, a wicked laugh and more tricks up his sleeve, He would get a ladder, climb the rooftops, throw firecrackers down their chimmys, then leave, Country folk got tared of all that crap, they could stand it til that couldn't stand it anymore, They had, had enough of mean ole Devil Ance and his nasty tricks with pokes of cow manure at their door, They asked a witch to put on him a spell, make him go back to where he came the boughs of.... One dark, dreary night, he was riding his horse and had alot of gas, went to light the poke bags of cow manure and it blew up his .... So every Halloween down through redneck Holler, when the moon is full at midnight, rides the ghost of Devil Ance, With a huge hole in the seat of his pants... Throwing flaming pokes of cow manure at everyone in sight, DON'T WALK DOWN REDNECK HOLLER ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT! LOL!!!!!!!!!!! [This message has been edited by A Romantic Heart (10-30-2003 06:57 AM).] |
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Goldenrose Member Elite
since 2003-05-30
Posts 3665 |
This is a funny and great piece of writing..you are a story teller my love....you have a developed sense of humour..well done..... Love Goldenrose.xxxxxxxxxx ''Each soul is potentialy divine..the goal is to manifest that divinity'' |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
well, after this, I'm going rent a guard dog for Halloween...hehehehhe....good creative write. Thank you for sharing....by the way..I love your pic...your a very beautiful gal...inside, as well as out!!!! Happy Days sent your way. |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
 This is cute!  Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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Magicmystery Senior Member
since 2002-02-13
Posts 821Windsor, Ontario, Canada |
-------------------------------------------- One dark, dreary night, he was riding his horse and had alot of gas, went to light the poke bags of cow manure and it blew up his .... -------------------------------------------- Roflmao... I loved this legend of a joke!!! I have to drop a copy of this to my treasure chest.... and I have to get my son to read it tonight when he gets home from school... he'll laugh just as hard. Great write!!! Sherry |
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rambling_words Junior Member
since 2003-10-29
Posts 44London, Ontario, Canada |
I think I will be laughing for sometime to come, this was very funny. John |
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SharaRose Member Elite
since 2003-07-19
Posts 2501Somewhere out there~ |
hahahaha I'll never see Halloween the same. This wuzzzzz funnyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! Thanks for the giggles in the finish.  Terri~ |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
what a story! Loved it! hehehe |
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A Romantic Heart Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-03
Posts 5496Forever In Your Heart |
Thanks my gold love for your laughter and sweet compliments! xxxx love~ARH  |
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A Romantic Heart Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-03
Posts 5496Forever In Your Heart |
Pilgrimage : thank you ! |
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A Romantic Heart Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-03
Posts 5496Forever In Your Heart |
Magicmystery: thank you and glad you want to copy it and share! |
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A Romantic Heart Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-03
Posts 5496Forever In Your Heart |
John glad to have made you laugh! [This message has been edited by A Romantic Heart (10-31-2003 03:04 AM).] |
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A Romantic Heart Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-03
Posts 5496Forever In Your Heart |
Terri: your welcome and thanks, glad you thought it was funny! |
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A Romantic Heart Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-03
Posts 5496Forever In Your Heart |
Dixie I knew you could relate being from the south also..LOL! thanks! |
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SongVixen Junior Member
since 2003-07-06
Posts 43England |
This was just hilarious, funnny! |
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ShakespearesSister Junior Member
since 2003-10-14
Posts 24 |
Your sense of humor is what the doctor ordered for my Halloween blues. This was a trip! haha! my funnybone is tickled! |
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SongVixen Junior Member
since 2003-07-06
Posts 43England |
Very funny! bump for halloween |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
(rolls on floor laughing) Hehehe, I reckon' he won't have to a-worry about them wedgies anymore! (giggles) Now those things are scary! (kiss on cheek) This is soooooooooo hilarious, sweet friend, this MUST become a Halloween posting tradition, I actually have another big southern horror story to share or two, hehehe, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet friend, thank you for sharing! May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth |
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