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even discounting monday and old age God still gets the last laugh
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even discounting monday and old age God still gets the last laugh |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia 
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just when asking if anyone could possibly care less than I the universe in retribution gave me a teenage daughter what ever |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
ROTFLMBO... I'm SOOOOOO sorry!!!!!! |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Hello! and a sense of humor to go with her... |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
I never had girls of my own, but my boys sure did bring alot of them to my house. Keep her locked in the closet till she's at least 25, for your own sanity. |
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jellybeans Member Elite
since 2000-10-13
Posts 2298 |
rofg......this is poetic (and ironic) perfection...... |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
HA! I am not alone!!! Mine comes equipped with piercings, ever changing hair color...and drum roll please...a tatoo, that a "friend" did with a homemade needle!!! YEAH!!! I am such a lucky Mommy.... ditto that "whatever" |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
So true, so true. Whatever.  |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space |
ah retribution lol |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LOL...hey! I've got one of them!!!....She's fourteen....going on 25, We're not Catholic but my plans are still for her to enter a convent and becoming a nun....I'm going to let her drive when she's 30.....I taught Hapkido and boxing many years ago....I have a very large shotgun, a pistol, can throw knives...shurikins, can work nun-chuks fairly well, my son weighs 176, bench presses 350, has taken every martial art you can dream of, (from real instructors...no selling belts etc.)....kickboxing, boxing, grappling, can run the 40 in 4.4....so I figure...if she can get by me, him, the guns and the other nuns....they can have her.... |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
Sunshine; your sympathy is greatly appreciated...  Martie; yep, just payin for my raisin. My father was a saint (but there was that girl who always sang "the only one who could ever reach me was the son of a preacher man") Inot; thanks for the advice -- but, I'd have to support her that long too? Beanie; what? you think I deserve this?  Susan; fortunately we're not there yet. But she wants me to buy her a guitar for her birthday and teach her to play. (something about a singer named AVril? heh) Bonnie; yep what eV eR Raph; your day will come. Karma is gonna get us alllllll.... Toe; ol buddy Buzz... I figure you prolly have a double dose of Karma coming.. heh... the U.S.S. Enterprise probably couldn't save you... Thanks all! |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
Rebel, Oh you are so lucky...Avril is tame!!! Mine likes Insane Clown Posse....oh I have a headache just thinking about it....I can laugh about this stuff b/c my teen girly girl is actually a good kid, she went through some stuff and is a better person for it. Her and I have a great relationship and she is my heart. Susan |
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angelblueyes Member Elite
since 2003-07-19
Posts 2148Oklahoma |
I hear you on this.You guys are scaring me when my daughter gets older hehehheheh Oh well with brother's like hers she'll be lucky to move an inch without them noticing.Good write. angelblueyes |
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Carolina Member
since 2001-08-17
Posts 224Myrtle Beach, SC |
Thank goodness I have boys! You'll probably need to worry about my boys more than your girls.  We're saving our money now.. to pay for damages in their dating years. lol |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
Just remember there are those of us who would love to have a daughter...or a son for that matter. Just enjoy her... M |
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littlewing Member Rara Avis
since 2003-03-02
Posts 9655New York |
ahahahaha why am I laughing my son is only four . . . made me smile LR xxoo |
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Kaoru
since 2003-06-07
Posts 3892where the wild flowers grow |
Oh, it can't be that bad, can it? I'm a teenage daughter.. What! QUIT YELLING AT ME! *goes into room and slams door* lol..yeah.. liked this, anyway. |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Oh yes, Reb...I remember those days.... and, she's an only child, too... and the first grandchild. They do say, though...you will reap what you sow...and I certainly did and do. It's aaallllll worth it, though, Hawk.  Hugs to you  Ethel |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
I think I just burst a gasket!  EA |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
SuzyQ.... (hey, I happen to like Foggerty...) yes -- she thinks goth is stupid and doesn't like Em cause he says bad words.... (where did I go right?) Angel -- don't know what to tell you cept -- good luck with that thanksCarolina -- your boys, my girls,  mommy!Seren -- wipe that grin off yer face -- you got karma coming in buckets too... heh  M -- yep, I know, as a parent who lost one you have no idea the lengths I've gone to -- I hug em and squeeze em all day every day littlewink -- oh 4.... I love em at 4 enjoy! Karou -- it isn't bad at all -- it's just complicated Ethel -- have to agree -- worth everything thanks all |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
oops -- sorry Earth Angel -- you snuck in while I was posting! I just put my tools away but I think if we put a little RTV silicone on that we can control it until morning!  thanks -- glad you got a laugh |
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icebox Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 4383in the shadows |
I have a daughter, 14 going on 45. I have told her that she is not to complain when a boy comes to call and I am sitting at a table cleaning a weapon. Since I do that often, she believes me. From the time she could talk though, she has had that one hand on hip finger shaking in my face attitude. God knows where it goes from here. |
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QjQ Member Elite
since 2003-04-18
Posts 3756U.S.A. |
i had two at one time years ago, all i can say is my my me oh my,,, |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
hang in there Dad  it only gets better from here |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... Cosmic payback is hell, right? *G* So should we start selling tickets now to watch Toe get his? *G* Auntie's chuckling... hang in there, nephew! |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
a drive by comment I fear...but the wit is good, and the truths.. well whatever |
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