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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2003-06-17 09:11 AM

Sitting in my motel room,
(LongJohn's right next door)
Nearly going crazy,
Really getting bored.

LongJohn and I went downstairs,
To guzzle down some beer,
Saw two fat guys and a pretty gal,
Sitting very near.

They got up and left,
Only a moment passed,
I walked over to their table,
Touched the mouth of her wine glass.

LongJohn followed me,
After downing his last sip,
When he approached the table,
He stole the waiter's tip.

Larry C

Member Patricius

since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

1 posted 2003-06-17 09:20 AM

Toe,
I hope you reported him. Otherwise you're an accomplise!

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

2 posted 2003-06-17 10:11 AM

I had customers like that back in the days when I was waiting tables... you wouldn't believe how many people lay down a tip as they pay the bill with largesse... only to palm the tip as soon as the others in their party aren't looking. *G* I have one word for them... McDonald's. LOL

Shame on you, sailor!!! *G*

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

3 posted 2003-06-17 10:17 AM

Just-goes-ta-show-ya, ya can't trust nobody!---and he has such an honest face!

Now as for your poem, Dear Toe, that was truly rich! Gave me my morning smile and chuckle! Thank you!

Huggums,
EA

nakdthoughts
Member Laureate

since 2000-10-29

Posts 19200
Between the Lines

4 posted 2003-06-17 11:33 AM

I knew a friend of my father's who would say he left something at the table and would come back and take the tip..so my father from then on, would hand the tip to the waitress instead.
*s
M

Enchantress
Member Empyrean

since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

5 posted 2003-06-17 11:37 AM

Thanks for the morning read and smiles Toe!
~Hugs YOU!~

~Somewhere in my heart I'm always
dancing with you in the summer rain~

Nan

Administrator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

6 posted 2003-06-17 09:01 PM

You guys went out without Deer??...

Pilgrimage
Member Elite

since 2001-12-04

Posts 3945
Texas, USA

7 posted 2003-06-18 11:23 AM

Sigh, the romance, touching her wine glass. I'm transported. Oh, and it's funny, too.

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

Corinne
Member Ascendant

since 1999-10-28

Posts 5167
state of confusion

8 posted 2003-06-18 06:34 PM

I think I remember this one - a repost?

Or was the other one about the girl at the bar???

rofl

Cor

Magnus

Member Laureate

since 2001-10-10

Posts 14135
South Carolina, USA

9 posted 2003-06-18 06:37 PM

Yeah...an acomplice....and yeah....where was
'Deer? I know you guys don't run the bars
in twos.... Looks kinda strange then....

Krawdad
Member Elite

since 2001-01-03

Posts 2597

10 posted 2003-06-18 06:41 PM

Ya?
Guys who tell tales . . .
I'll be looking for his side of the story.

Kraw'

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

11 posted 2003-06-19 01:57 PM

lol

QjQ
Member Elite

since 2003-04-18

Posts 3756
U.S.A.

12 posted 2003-06-19 04:51 PM

good one,,

A voice of honesty
   is treasured
more than voices
   of flattery
      QjQ

Artic Wind
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 8080
Realm of Supernatural

13 posted 2008-02-24 12:02 PM

ENJOYED!

ARCTIC WIND

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