Open Poetry #27 |
Schmuck Luck ( Smiles coming your way) |
Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
This is what happens when you try to rhyme Schmuck Luck. Then read it out loud. Oh! My! LOL Enjoy Love Bon-Bon Schmuck Luck There’s a little ole duck by the name of Schmuck Luck He knows a little ole gal who lives in Lubbock This little ole gal goes by the name Moonstruck Ole Schmuck Luck is a little awestruck One day Schmuck Luck and Moonstruck go to a potluck Schmuck Luck gets sick and upchucks Moonstruck is a little dumbstruck Cause Schmuck Luck upchucked a woodchuck Now ole Schmuck Luck goes and sits in a hammock Cause his stomach feels yuck, yuck Ole Schmuck Luck looks down Discovers he’s upchucked on his new mukluks Now ole Moonstruck is a little thunderstruck When she sees ole Schmuck Luck stompin’ around on the tussock What ya doin’ Schmuck Luck? Cleanin’ off my mukluks Cause I upchucked a woodchuck Now this story could go on and on The only thing I’ve learned Don’t try to rhyme Schmuck Luck Cause in the end you’re going to get stuck, stuck Cause your mind is once again running amuck muck, schmuck, schmuck. Bonnie J. aka Bon-Bon |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
well, good morning my friend...sending smiles your way, you are a master at tongue twisters...sending good thoughts and dreams come true your way. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
LOL Well bless yer little old sole--I mean "soul"! This was write--I mean "right"--funny! Love & Laughter, EA [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (07-04-2003 01:05 PM).] |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Absolutely delightful! |
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