Open Poetry #27 |
Bacterial Virus or Cupid? (Humor) |
Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Now we seem to be a havin’ a little problem here- Can’t tell if we have a virus or have we been hit with Cupids arrow. Could be that arrow of Cupids is unsanitary. Now you all know I do try to help. Like when you lost yourself and I told you to go look in the dryer. Now you do have to agree, not many people will tell you where to look when you’ve lost yourself. Okay now here we go. Let’s see if we can differentiate from a virus or is it that little guy with the unsanitary arrows called Cupid. When Cupid hits us with that arrow we have this burning desire deep down inside. Could be we have heartburn, now don’t laugh that could be the problem. When we are in love, we smile and laugh at the little things in life, a great happiness we feel inside. When that arrow breaks before it hits, we cry in deep sorrow and moan and groan until our throat is sore- In the end we wind up with a severe headache. Now tell me- How do we know if that arrow was a headin’ in our direction? Could be that bacterial virus was a comin' our way. You have to admit they sound alike. Heartache, headache and sore throat. See what I mean? When we have a bacterial virus we stay in bed for days. You’re on your honeymoon and If you’re a payin’ close attention, I think you’ll get my drift. Bacterial virus or Cupid. Now they say it takes two to make love bloom- Well I’m not so sure, lets have a look see. Cupid, you and the third party. Now with the virus- Bacterial Virus and you. Well I sure do hope I have been a help. Can you tell what you have? A Bacterial Virus or has Cupid hit you with his unsanitary arrows. Bonnie J aka Bon-Bon |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
cute |
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paladin
since 2001-08-05
Posts 930Pensacola,Fl. |
What do you get when you get a kiss? You get enough germs to get pneumonia. paladin |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Hi Thanks for the comments Passing Shadows and Paladin. You are right Paladin you get a great big fat cold. Hahaha. Bon-Bon |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
quote: ?? true, but the dryer? ROTFL. |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Now Midnitesun who are you? I guess I'll have to share my silly poem with everyone. Not everyone can find themselves when they are lost.You silly. Your from that other site.Who are you?LOL See Ya Love Bon-Bon |
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QjQ Member Elite
since 2003-04-18
Posts 3756U.S.A. |
terrific,,,, A voice of honesty |
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