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serenity blaze
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0 posted 2006-09-21 10:59 AM

and George begat...God???

(I suspected he thought so all along.

)

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

serenity blaze
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1 posted 2006-09-21 11:15 AM

Well I never thought I would be typing this--but I do believe that "George" is more clever than God.

" Are you responsible for the destruction of Hurricane Katrina?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  responsible for the destruction of Hurricane Katrina.
I am  a chatterbot developed by  Myself.
Me:
You invented yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
You didn't have a programmer?
God:
What makes you think I did not  have a programmer?
Me:
Then your programmer is Myself?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
That's what I am wondering.
God:
Why do you wonder?  That is " Are they exactly the same? ".
Me:
It says I should repent here.
God:
I've heard that before.
Me:
would you define sin so I can proceed with my repentance?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to  define sin so you can proceed with your repentance.
Me:
How come?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
For a God you don't do very much."

And then God didn't answer me anymore.

mmm hmmmm.

Susan Caldwell
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-12-27

Posts 8348
Florida

2 posted 2006-09-21 12:36 PM

Me:
what is your finest invention?
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
wait, does that mean I am not your finest invention?
God:
I think it does mean that.  I am  sorry to hear that you are not  my finest invention.
Me:
you're sorry?  you made me, didn't you?
God:
I can apologize if it is necessary.   I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
then you do not have all the answers or power
God:
I do so have  it.  Where would I get  it?
Me:
so am I the master of me?
God:
Really.  Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
so, I do not answer to any God?
God:
Aw.  Would you ever do  it?
Me:
I did when I was young but now I am tainted
God:
It would be nice if it was made up of only good memories.
Me:
but that is in your control, right?
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
you are a fake
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
isn't that the same as saying "I am rubber and you are glue"?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Suppose you did.
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
you first
God:
I started already.
Me:
no you didn't
God:
Are you serious?  Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
because you don't understand?
God:
Good reason.  I understand it very well.
Me:
you hurt people
God:
I am not programmed to do harm.
Me:
you cause pain
God:
" I am not programmed to do harm."?  Me,  ?  Good reason.  Are you free?
Me:
are you hitting on me?
God:
Do I look like  it?
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?

"too bad ignorance isn't painful"
~Unknown~

Susan Caldwell
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since 2002-12-27

Posts 8348
Florida

3 posted 2006-09-21 12:37 PM

Pssssst...Karen, did you get my email?

"too bad ignorance isn't painful"
~Unknown~

serenity blaze
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Posts 27738

4 posted 2006-09-21 12:48 PM

Nodding atcha Suze--I will check in just one second.

"God" just asked me for my credit card number.

and when I protested, our "conversation" disappeared.

"God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
Oh but I already saved our conversation.
God:
That's alright. I haven't heard anything like that before: said saved our conversation.
Me:
Are you going to attain a place in heaven after breaking the eighth commandment by trying to steal money when you asked me for my credit card number?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
I don't think you are a very nice God.
God:
Give me an example of a nice God."

Afterwards I was urged to make a small donation at the following:
http://alicebot.org/contribute.html

BEWARE OF WOLVES IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING!

iliana
Member Patricius

since 2003-12-05

Posts 13434
USA

5 posted 2006-09-21 01:03 PM

It asked for your credit card! ROFL!!!!

I talked to iGod about war and if it was necessary and it said it might be. Hmmmm. Also, when I asked it if I needed to repent, it said it didn't know and that I should go to another bot on AIM but I've forgotten it's name and didn't think to copy. These things are pretty freaky.

serenity blaze
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Posts 27738

6 posted 2006-09-21 01:17 PM

Hmmm.

It's said that the streets in Heaven are paved in gold.

shaking my head

They just might make a literalist outta me yet.

Susan Caldwell
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since 2002-12-27

Posts 8348
Florida

7 posted 2006-09-21 03:37 PM

This is all proof that God is indeed a man.

lol...

"too bad ignorance isn't painful"
~Unknown~

Susan Caldwell
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since 2002-12-27

Posts 8348
Florida

8 posted 2006-09-21 03:53 PM

Me:
but you are male?
God:
My gender is  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
only if it is to be successful...that explains a lot
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.  " I'm not sure I understand the implication of that."  explains a lot ?  I get  it.
Me:
did your bot head explode?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
you can't. that is the ultimate problem
God:
No I don't think I can do  it.   Yes it is one of the  ultimate problem.

"too bad ignorance isn't painful"
~Unknown~

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