Cpat Hair's Been Robbed!!!

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Open Poetry #24

Cpat Hair's Been Robbed!!!

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2003-02-14 03:59 PM

Cpat Hair dialed 911,
Friday night quite late,
Said somebody stole his steering wheel,
His dashboard and his brakes.

They dispatched a swat team,
Road blocked all the streets,
Checked his car, found Cpat Hair,
Passed out in his back seat.

He got out of jail,
Was feeling kind of "dry"
Called his buddy Toerag,
To go and drink some "rye"

Toerag picked up Ron
And before the long day's end,
Hair got drunk again,
Bought Toe's Mercedes Benz.

Still he made it home,
He only had to steer,
(This car is very slow),
Thanks to Balladeer.

[This message has been edited by Toerag (02-14-2003 04:14 PM).]

Cpat Hair

Member Patricius

since 2001-06-05

Posts 11793

1 posted 2003-02-14 04:20 PM

I have to say Toe... the buying your Mercedes wasn't a half bad deal... but Deer really is a gas hog....

(chuckling)

Andrew Scott
Member Elite

since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

2 posted 2003-02-14 04:29 PM

Yo Toe! At a buck-seventy-nine a gallon for wine, that's the cheapest ride you'll find. Enjoyed the read.

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 2003-02-14 04:37 PM

ROFLMAO!!!

Cpat, you just asked for this one... and that slow-moving Mercedes! LOL

Now when is Deer gonna quit powering all this travel and pick up his pen? *G*

I love this, sweets! *S*

garysgirl