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Open Poetry #24

Cpat Hair's Kite Tail

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2003-02-12 03:17 PM

Ron was flying his kite one day,
But the wind was blowing every-which way
His wife noticed he was going to fail
Yelled to him: "YA NEED MORE TAIL"
That left Ron wanting to fight,
Cuz he asked for "That" just last night,
And she said then: "Go fly a kite!"

Susan Caldwell
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-12-27

Posts 8348
Florida

1 posted 2003-02-12 03:31 PM

Poor Ron...you are not alone!

Very funny Toe!

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

2 posted 2003-02-12 03:40 PM

Toe, your humor has reached new heights! lol

Valentine hugs,
EA

Brad Majors

Member Elite

since 2001-04-03

Posts 2647
Georgia

3 posted 2003-02-12 04:09 PM

this is sooooo funny

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

4 posted 2003-02-12 04:18 PM

ROFL... Sometimes you just can't win for losing! LOL

Enjoyed this, Toe... now if only poor Cpat could find enjoyment! LOL

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

5 posted 2003-02-12 05:02 PM

LOL, Man, I needed that. I hope that Capt. Ron
appreciates it as much as I did. We don't want
another war with words thread around here in the forum......HeeHee!!
You never cease to amaze me, dear friend. You are a gem,
did you know that?? Of course, you do...

"Love makes the world go around"
~~with love and hugs from Ethel~~

[This message has been edited by garysgirl (02-12-2003 05:03 PM).]

Cpat Hair

Member Patricius

since 2001-06-05

Posts 11793

6 posted 2003-02-12 05:36 PM

women.... caint tell what they goin to ta do next....

Toe went out for a sail
took his wife with thoughts he'd not fail
to impress her by being all male

but his jubilant mood did not last
though things were moving along fast
poor Toe got on board and his wife cried oh lord
where oh where is your mast?

just never can satisfy some women... not that Toe knows anything about that...his women have always been satisfied...when he left... no that was because he left...

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

7 posted 2003-02-12 08:21 PM

What's this??? A new target for Toerag? Hallelujah!!!

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