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enchantingvamp
Member

since 2002-12-21

Posts 214
Indiana, & NO there is NOT more than corn in Indiana, oughta go back to texas!

0 posted 2003-01-13 01:17 PM

The label says dishwasher safe
( oh sure )
I've murdered a million of you things
to date

most of the time
the lid won't fit right

gotta be a strong woman
to close it tight

out of the corner of my eye
I can see
the lid pops off dispite of me
crammin, push, shoving & sweating

(screw this man )
let dishwasher will eat you

I gleefull pack them all in the trap
toss in some detergent
laugh and stand back

I'm sinfully amused
as I dance and I clap
war dancing around
imagining you turning warped and black

place my hands on my hips
as I stick out my tongue
ok so I'm sick
I kill tupperware for fun!

Nature has a funny way of breaking that which will not bend....Jewell

Cpat Hair

Member Patricius

since 2001-06-05

Posts 11793

1 posted 2003-01-13 01:20 PM

LMAO.....

NewEnglandlazurlu
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-01-04

Posts 7470
A Mountain Paradise

2 posted 2003-01-13 01:22 PM

Oh my gosh, this is too funny!

Hugs, Marti

Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.

serenity blaze
Member Empyrean

since 2000-02-02

Posts 27738

3 posted 2003-01-13 01:31 PM

We should get together for lunch or something. I think we BOTH need to get out.

Nan

Administrator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

4 posted 2003-01-13 02:05 PM

Yep - and they're sort of like socks... The covers that don't get murdered in the dishwasher go to the cover-corner in the sky... somewhere...

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

5 posted 2003-01-13 02:14 PM

HeeHee..I buy Tupperware all the time...can't seem to ever learn.....

"Love makes the world go around"
~~with love and hugs from Ethel~~

Skyfire

Member Elite

since 2000-12-27

Posts 3381
Riding

6 posted 2003-01-13 05:39 PM

LOL EXCELLENT

I love it!!

inkedgoddess
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-11-19

Posts 7392
Ohio

7 posted 2003-01-13 05:53 PM

the lids go to that same place in the sky where the matching sox go,
cut epoem

enchantingvamp
Member

since 2002-12-21

Posts 214
Indiana, & NO there is NOT more than corn in Indiana, oughta go back to texas!

8 posted 2003-01-13 10:44 PM

yeah i do need to get out more but if i acted this way in public i'd either get a ticket or a one way all exspense paid trip to the funny farm....MMMOOOOOOOO

Nature has a funny way of breaking that which will not bend....Jewell

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

9 posted 2003-01-14 02:27 AM

Nikolette Sadness

Member

since 2000-07-29

Posts 337
port richey fl.

10 posted 2003-01-14 03:10 AM

hahaha i loved this! i love tupperware but your right after that first wash the lids never fit right!
great write!

Nik

i was once in love and happy...but you can call me Sadness.

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