Balladeer I Hate You...(In response to Corinne's Poem)

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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

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Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-10-28 12:27 PM

Balladeer I hate you,
With all your brains and such,
The poetry that you do
They all love so much.

Balladeer I hate you
Always chastizing poor old Toe
The way ya hurt my feelings,
The way your poetry flows.

Balladeer I hate you
The way you make your rhymes,
Using mere intelligence,
Your messages sublime.

Balladeer I hate you
Cuz it's guys like you that seem
Make guys like me come back for more,
Even if you are so mean.

Balladeer I hate you,
And this is the reason why:
I wish you lived much closer,
Cuz I really luv ya guy!!

P.S....Yo 'Deer, ya know that $200 I owe ya?..It may be a while before I can pay ya back..okay?..Can I borrow your car tonight?

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 2002-10-28 12:48 PM

May your "hatred" live on forever. *G* And face it, sweets... if the two of you lived closer together, the seismologists would be going crazy... for the laughter would literally rock the earth. *G*

Great poem, sweet Toe... I hope your debt's excused and the car's a dream to drive... but better check the tank... Bal's bound to loan it on empty. LOL

garysgirl

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since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

2 posted 2002-10-28 01:13 PM

Well, Mr. Toe...what can I say that I haven't already said????? Just remember one thing.... fill Mr. Balladeer's car up before you return it to him. Heehee!!

Love to All,
Ethel

Hey...the "button" thing was funny!! HaHa!!

[This message has been edited by garysgirl (10-28-2002 01:14 PM).]

Nan

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since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

3 posted 2002-10-28 02:45 PM

Ah yes - the FINE line between "love" and "hate"...

the_loner_23
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since 2002-06-08

Posts 5479
Jacksonville, Florida, USA

4 posted 2002-10-28 02:47 PM

This is awesome.

Cold hands means a warm heart

Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

5 posted 2002-10-28 03:46 PM

(giggles in delight) Oh my gosh, I love the way Suthern put it with the seismographer, surely when you two meet and you take Balladeer's car the Richter Scale will be going beyond borderline eleven! (smiles) This is cute, sweet friend, so the line is drawn, I love it, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

nakdthoughts
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since 2000-10-29

Posts 19200
Between the Lines

6 posted 2002-10-28 03:48 PM

Toe, there is absolutely no way that anyone can hate the Balladeer...
but I knew you wuz kidd'n

M

*Stubby*
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since 2002-09-19

Posts 122

7 posted 2002-10-28 06:48 PM

J

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

8 posted 2002-10-28 07:08 PM

Toerag boy, I hate you!
You've got wit the folks adore.
I give you shots to fell an ox
And you come back for more!

Toerag, I just hate you!
You just never let me win!
I cut your legs from under you
And you still won't give in!

You've got a gal that thinks you're great.
There's nothing I can do.
I've tried my best to woo her but
She still wants only you!

The girls think you're a clever rogue
And cheer you on like mad.
You're a cross between a hero
And a dirty low-down cad!

Toerag man, I hate you!
You make me wrack my brains all day.
How did you get to be so smart
To handle me that way?

Others came and others went
Like LongJohn and the rest
But there you are, still taunting me
While banging on your chest.

So you hate me and I hate you..
At least we can pretend
So no one here will ever know
You are my bestest friend.

Magnus

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since 2001-10-10

Posts 14135
South Carolina, USA

9 posted 2002-10-28 07:13 PM

UH-OH...a meeting of the great minds, and
NO ONE showed up!!!!

You 2 are twoooo much, but you already
know that, don't you???

RainbowGirl
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since 1999-07-31

Posts 3023
United Kingdom

10 posted 2002-10-28 07:17 PM

Nice to see some things don't change :-)

HUSG

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Larry C

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since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

11 posted 2002-10-28 07:44 PM

Toe,
I didn't realize until your poem that I hate you both!

[This message has been edited by Larry C (10-28-2002 07:45 PM).]

Wind

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since 2002-10-12

Posts 2981

12 posted 2002-10-28 07:56 PM

yeah, well I think you're just mad because he has brains. And because that poem he wrote about you when that bird pooped on your head!

Bill Charles
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since 2000-07-11

Posts 10619
highways, & byways, for now

13 posted 2002-10-28 08:04 PM

Toerag - dang, I'm with you, but I don't even know the sweet loving guy... Geez, you think I could borrow the car also?

BC

Balladeer

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Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

14 posted 2002-10-28 08:26 PM

Magnus!!! I am wounded!

Larry...but you hate him more, right??

Rainbow Girl..I can't believe my eyes!!!!!!

wind...you are exactly right! Thank you for being able to see that. Toerag just hasn't been the same since that doo-doo hit his dome!!!

Bill...no, you can't borrow the car, too!!!! I keep it filled with Ethel!!

Tammy Blessing
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since 2002-08-26

Posts 366
PA

15 posted 2002-10-28 10:44 PM

Sorry guys, but I just can't seem to help myself when I read what you two write...

Let me tell you 'Deer and Toe
That this has got to STOP!!
If you two don't call a truce
I'll laugh until I DROP!!
On second thought it's kinda cute
This little love/hate thing
Just beware of love declared
And Ya'll without a RING!!

BTW all...I'll just bet I know why 'Deer lets Toe use the car....let's just say I'm betting it's not REALLY filled with Ethel...
An imagination is a dangerous thing...
Tammy

Madame Chipmunk
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since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

16 posted 2002-10-29 12:57 PM

I just love the way you two hate each other...
I wish everyone hated each other that much...
Wouldn't we have a sweet world then...
bird poop and all!

~ love to both of you from the chipmunk

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

passing shadows
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since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

17 posted 2002-10-29 12:57 PM

ya'll are too much! Thanks for the friendship and laughter you guys share and bring here for us.

garysgirl

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since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

18 posted 2002-10-29 01:22 AM

Now, dear sweet Mr. Balladeer, look here
what you got started
I know your tank doesn't have me in it,
'cause from here I've hardly parted

I leave this silly computer of mine, but
I just can't stay away
I'm afraid I'm gonna miss something, that
you guys have to say

For we just don't know what'll get erased
before Ron gets through working
Uh-oh! I think I see those "withdrawal symptoms"
over there just a-lurking

Thanks for the laughs all you guys. HeeHee!!!

Love To All,
Ethel

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