Toerag the dashing lover (dashing one after another, I might add - heh)

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LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

0 posted 2002-10-25 03:06 PM

While Long John may crave the electronics,
And build a maiden of transistors and wires,
Toerag prefers moonshine, gin and tonics,
In the women he often desires.

Suthern Comfort is his favorite repast,
Sweet, strong, with a taste of the south.
But she's too quick, he's not so fast,
And so he must do without.

Once there was Marla, a Merlot,
Whose hair was smooth, wavy, and red.
Toerag had soon left her though,
Because she turned to vinegar in bed.

Next there was Carrie, a Cabernet,
Dark, pungent with a taste of French oak,
Toe couldn't get in a word to say,
She was bitter, and prone to sulk.

Then came blonde Kelly, a Chablis,
Young, sweet, though a little too dry.
That wasn't her fault, it was plain to see,
Toe was inept, and she said "Good bye."

Along came Zelda, a White Zin,
A favorite of Toe's many conquests.
She was loved by all of the gay men,
And Toerag loved her the best.

But alas, Toe fell onto hard times,
He returned to his ‘Bama estate,
And now drinks only Colt 45's,
And thinks that he's doing just great.

So, if you are driving in the deep South,
You'll see cans by the thoroughfare,
All have kissed Toe's twisted mouth,
Before he dumped them there.

For Toe is a capricious imbiber,
He'll swill down whatever he can.
And then move on like a survivor,
To the his next "lover" at hand.

Heh heh - That ol' Toe sure knows how to woo ‘em, alrighty.

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

1 posted 2002-10-25 03:23 PM

Hello, this is Earth Angel Linda
I love flowers and chocolates and lace
The kind of men who woo me
Don't have booze all over the place

But with Toe I'll make an exception
'Cause I adore his wit and his charm,
He may not send flowers and chocolates
But he's great at spinning a yarn!

----as are you!

EA

[This message has been edited by Earth Angel (10-25-2002 03:37 PM).]

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

2 posted 2002-10-25 03:24 PM

Now I know why the bar bill is so high!
Don't be such a stranger 'round these parts,
young man!

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

3 posted 2002-10-25 03:33 PM

Now, well, Mr. Michael....just how do YOU, my dear friend, know so much about all of the different types of women you have written about so expertly?!? Have you met some of Mr. Toe's Southern ladies, too???HaHa!!! Ya'll (yep I say "ya'll"..must have some Southern in me, huh???) have to be really talented to keep coming back at each other this way. As you probably can tell by the replies, we all love it, though. Keep up the good work!!!

Love To All,
Ethel

[This message has been edited by garysgirl (10-25-2002 03:34 PM).]

Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

4 posted 2002-10-25 03:34 PM

Oh yea...I seem to remember this sailor?...Hmmmm....oh yea, at that Electric Pink Pussy Cat Bar at a wharf in San Francisco....he was chasing Balladeer out the bar with a pair of handcuffs.....nice to see ya Sailor...

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

5 posted 2002-10-25 03:39 PM

Where'd you say those beer cans are? *G* If they've touched Toe's sweet lips, they're worth a fortune... (and no, I don't mean in cash for cans at the recycling center! LOL) Any connection to him, however fragile, is worth millions to this gal... and I'd be doing my civic duty at the same time? LOL

Howdy, scalywag... it's good to see you back 'round these parts... even after lunch at Hooters! LOL

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

6 posted 2002-10-25 03:45 PM

Well, ya got me there, Belle! lol Guilty as charged.

Thanks to everybody (except that rascal Toe) for your wonderful (though misguided, Angel) comments. I only write about things I know, and I know Toe! lol

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

7 posted 2002-10-25 04:15 PM

What? did Hooter's close early today?....This is Friday...and if I recall from many years ago...isn't that your day at the meat market?

*Stubby*
Member

since 2002-09-19

Posts 122

8 posted 2002-10-25 04:17 PM

Ah reminds me of the old days long gone
J...*S*...

Lorelei54
Member

since 1999-07-27

Posts 458

9 posted 2002-10-26 03:09 PM

My Mike has a refined taste in spirits
He's always been a gentleman to me
He writes such wonderful lyrics
His fav liqour is B & B...
hehe..
no poet here!!!

Bill Charles
Member Patricius

since 2000-07-11

Posts 10619
highways, & byways, for now

10 posted 2002-10-26 03:19 PM

LngJhnAg - now I heard some about this a while back bout Toerag, and now know it's true...

BC

[This message has been edited by Bill Charles (10-26-2002 03:20 PM).]

Wind

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since 2002-10-12

Posts 2981

11 posted 2002-10-26 04:52 PM

Well I can see that everyone enjoys picking on poor old Toerag. Be carefull, he might run you out of town! I'd watch out if I were you!

[This message has been edited by Wind (10-26-2002 05:07 PM).]

Corinne
Member Ascendant

since 1999-10-28

Posts 5167
state of confusion

12 posted 2002-10-26 11:12 PM

Good thang I didn't see a Corinne in here! At least not compared to a bottle.

Poor Toe, always getting picked on.

Hiya LngJhn, long time no read! Hope all is well,

Corinne

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